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It is said that prevention is better than cure. And since there is no cure for stupid, avoiding dating an idiot seems to be the logical option here. Sometimes people hide it so well that the idiotic statements take a while to slip out. But other times, the joke's on you. Because the signs were probably there, you just missed them, or chose to ignore them.
Below is a crash course on how to spot the proverbial blunt tools in the shed, which we think you might find interesting. Afterall, if you didn't like learning or reading, you probably wouldn't be here in the first place.
Which brings us to point 1. People who have low IQs aren't very curious. They show little interest in gaining new knowledge, digging a little deeper, or reading and questioning the full article behind that potentially fake headline. They feel they know enough and couldn't be bothered to look beyond the "what" to figure out the "why?"
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Then he wouldn't shut up about it. I was like, "it's French, the -et sound is pronounced 'ay'" but he wasn't having it. Kept going on and on about how stupid I must be until he dropped me off at home. I told him we were done the next day.
Does your date use the same small words over and over again, when regurgitating a boring story? That's a Red Flag coming right out of their mouth.
Those on the lower end of the intelligence spectrum tend to have smaller vocabularies and lower intellectual curiosity overall, notes Your Tango. "They don't think outside of their own worldview, and have a limited ability to see other people's perspectives, which can make them fairly close-minded."
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Then one day, I went over one time and saw her hair straightener lying on the carpet. She left it on ALL THE F*****G TIME, and would just go to work. Like.. how have you not burned your apartment complex down yet?
Unfortunately, people who have low IQs could also have something else known as the Dunning-Kruger effect. This annoying thing is when people who actually know very little on a certain topic assume they're very knowledgeable about it. In other words, they think they're intelligent and there's nothing you can do to change their narrow mind.
"The scope of people's ignorance is often invisible to them," wrote Psychologist David Dunning wrote. Think of the people on this list, convinced that denim comes from cows, or that oxymoron is a cleaning solution. No, moron!
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People operating with an open mind, or in a higher intelligence bracket, would be more likely to recognize and admit what they don't know than people with low intelligence. They lack intellectual humility, is how Your Tango puts it, which means they don't acknowledge that they struggle to understand certain topics.
"People with low IQ lack cognitive flexibility, or the ability to be open-minded. As a result, they're hardlined in their thinking, and they don't shift their opinions very often, if ever," reads the site. "Even when presented with new information, they refuse to change their opinions."
Of course, what that means is that they don't take well to being challenged intellectually. "If say denim comes from cows, then denim comes from cows. I've done my research."
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Forget about thinking outside the box when it comes to the lesser intelligent of the human race. They're likely to see things in black and white. This is something referred to as "dichotomous thinking" or "polarized thinking." And according to the American Psychological Association, it's defined by thinking in terms of polar opposites, without acknowledging that there are other possible outcomes besides the two extremes of good and bad.
#7

For the third time.
It's not like wasp spray. Stop f*****g wasting it.
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You know, because they wave around, and that pushes the air around, making wind.
No, she was not joking.
Edit: I'm so pleased that my far-and-away top rated comment of all time is about how stupid my ex-wife is. Screw that b***h.
"People who display dichotomous thinking have a tendency to use words like 'always,' 'never,' and 'impossible,' when describing themselves or their situation in life," notes Your Tango. "This kind of thinking can cause stress in relationships, as people see others as falling firmly on one side of the spectrum and can't recognize their inherent nuances."
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I said I had $20,000 in student loan debt. He said he had something like $20,000, too. He then changed his answer to $40,000. Then thought about it and didn't know. I pressured him to actually figure it out.... turns out, he owed $120,000 in student loans. He blamed the loan company for not telling him how much he was taking out. He blamed them for making him pay it all back. I pointed out that the information was on the forms he signed every year. He said that it was unrealistic for them to make him read all of that information.
My favorite part is that his degree is in communication.
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Went to the theater. You know how the movie begins? Telling the story about the rings and all. Sometime around Rivendell she turns to me and asks when the kids get to the island. Asks me when does the plane crash.
She sat through around an hour of Gandalf, Gollum and Hobbitses before asking when does Lord of the Rings become Lord of the Flies.
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Boyfriend immediately goes off on one, saying dogs have chased sticks for millions of years and that no dog has ever died from it. I point out that the vet on the radio just described several instances where dogs had died. He continued shouting about "political correctness gone mad". I said again that she's a vet, she's clearly seen these injuries enough times to notice a pattern and warn people about stick danger. He decided it was a "conspiracy" designed to sell dog toys rather than good old-fashioned, low cost sticks. I pointed out that vets can charge a lot more for life-saving stick removal surgery than a dog toy, and that the vet hadn't even recommended a specific brand. Nope- sticks are great for playing fetch and all dog owners should throw sticks. He was SO ANGRY. We didn't even have a dog.
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We all laugh.
He continues "ya because he invented oxygen" *crickets
Unfazed by all our blank stares and silence he proceeds to say "because Johnny Appleseed invented trees, and trees make oxygen."
He was 100% serious.
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