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30 Times People ‘Ate The Onion’ And Fell For Satirical News Headlines
Funny,JokesJUL 22, 2024

30 Times People ‘Ate The Onion’ And Fell For Satirical News Headlines

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Abraham Lincoln once said, “Don’t believe everything you read online.” Of course, this is obvious satire, but you will still have a few people who will take the bait, hook, line, and sinker. 
This is a popular theme in the Ate The Onion subreddit. With over 580,000 members, it collects screenshots of satirical headlines perceived as factual. The sad part is that the uninformed and gullible commenters featured on the page may have made a fool of themselves for the internet to see. 
We’ve collected a few gems that are both funny and unfortunate. Hopefully, this list also serves as a gentle reminder of what NOT to do when surfing the interweb.

#1 Dude Ate His Own Onion LOL

Dude Ate His Own Onion LOL
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#2 Ice Was Not Frozen Enough

Ice Was Not Frozen Enough
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#3 The Gay Ant That Makes You Gay

The Gay Ant That Makes You Gay
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The Onion is one of the first mentions when talking about satirical publications. The Babylon Bee, Cracked, and The Hard Times are also part of this genre. 

However, many people are likely unaware of these websites. They are the ones who will likely fall for the blatantly sarcastic headlines that nonetheless pack a punch.

#4 Just Don’t Hold It Down For More Than 5 Seconds

Just Don’t Hold It Down For More Than 5 Seconds
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#5 Finally

Finally
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#6 What A Sick Man

What A Sick Man
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In this day and age of technology, anything can be disguised as a “credible” internet source. And many young consumers have become susceptible. According to a 2023 survey, a third of Americans aged 18-29 turn to TikTok for information about current events. 

But why does it seem easy for many people to believe what they see online? According to journalist and global speaker Dr. Kalev Leetaru, part of it is the changing times.

#7 Woah Dude

Woah Dude
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#8 Got A Live One - Seen This In Several Subs Now

Got A Live One - Seen This In Several Subs Now
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#9 Why Though

Why Though
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In an article he wrote for Forbes, Dr. Leetaru blames the downfall of the “traditional gatekeeper model.” Society has always taught its citizens to accept all types of information at face value as long as it comes from reputable sources like the government, mainstream media, and academics. 

These days, many mainstream media outlets publish sensationalized pieces that push an agenda. And because the news comes from a supposedly credible source, it tends to become more believable.

#10 Spiraling Out Of Control

Spiraling Out Of Control
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#11 Reddit Bites Deep When It Comes To Confirming Their Own Biases

Reddit Bites Deep When It Comes To Confirming Their Own Biases
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#12 Meta AI Ate The Onion

Meta AI Ate The Onion
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The way we ingest information has changed dramatically over recent years. For empirical proof, Clearwater, Florida, native James McDaniel created and ran a fake news website for an entire month in early 2017. 

According to reports, McDaniel, who was 28 years old then, wanted to see how naive people were when consuming online content. As he told Politifact in an interview, he was still surprised by how gullible people were.

#13 OP Fell For It Hook Line And Sinker

OP Fell For It Hook Line And Sinker
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#14 Only If You Look Veeeery Closely, Can You See It’s Fake

Only If You Look Veeeery Closely, Can You See It’s Fake
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#15 Must Have Missed The Hashtags

Must Have Missed The Hashtags
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He used incendiary headlines that were evidently disingenuous. One example was, “Obama tweet: Trump must be removed, by any means necessary.” McDaniel and his team knew no limits with the ridiculousness of their stories. 

The now-defunct UndergroundNewsReport.com gained a million views within a couple of weeks. And they reached such massive numbers even with disclaimers stating that the stories were “fiction and presumably fake news.”

#16 Farty

Farty
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#17 Om Nom Onions

Om Nom Onions
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#18 A Refreshingly Harmless Chomp

A Refreshingly Harmless Chomp
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McDaniel’s experiment got so much traction that it landed him in hot water. One article falsely claimed that actress Whoopi Goldberg had criticized the wife of a fallen Navy Seal for supposedly being an attention-grabber during a Congress speech by then-US President Donald Trump. 

Goldberg allegedly made the remarks during an episode of The View, where she was one of the hosts. As a response, she threatened to sue McDaniel. The lawsuit didn’t go through, but the heated publicity urged the site’s creators to pull the plug. 

Four years after its short tenure, the domain is currently for sale for $8,395. That says a lot about its name value.

#19 Maybe Dash Mcintyre?

Maybe Dash Mcintyre?
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#20 Clayton Calls Bulls**t On Tragedy Of 42 Million Victims

Clayton Calls Bulls**t On Tragedy Of 42 Million Victims
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