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50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
Funny,FailsMAY 19, 2025

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh

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There’s an old theory floating around that some people are more prone to accidents than others. It’s called accident proneness, and experts tend to agree that about 20% of the people have most accidents, while the remaining 80% virtually have none. 
Today, we’re putting this theory to the test with stories of people who suffered injuries in the most silly ways possible. Scroll down to find them below, and don’t forget to upvote the ones that got a visceral reaction from you.
While you're at it, make sure to check out a conversation with a social psychologist and personal trainer, Jennifer Fidder, and a certified triathlon coach, Kristen Hislop, who kindly agreed to share some advice on how we can avoid injuries and accidents in our everyday lives.

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50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
I'm a landscaper and I got two black eyes bc I accidentally stepped on a rake and it hit me in the face, I thought that only happened in cartoons.
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109points

#2

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
I pulled my shoulder opening a bottle of ibuprofen I was taking for my back.
96points

#3

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
Broke my nose in a judo competition ❌ Broke my nose walking up the steps to collect my trophy for winning the judo competition ✅
90points

Social psychologist and personal trainer Jennifer Fidder says that, in general, people who are less flexible and lack muscle strength and balance are more prone to injuries.

In a workout context, mistakes that often lead to accidents, especially with beginners, include improper form and choosing a weight that is too heavy.

"It’s important to first get familiar with an exercise and practice proper form before increasing resistance. Skipping the warm-up and jumping straight into heavy weights can also lead to injuries, particularly around the shoulder area," Fidder explains.

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50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
I dislocated my kneecap while sitting and NOT MOVING. I had to show it to 15 doctors, replicate my NONEXISTENT movement and SOMEHOW dislocated my other one.
85points

#5

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
Turned one quarter of an inch, pinched my sciatic nerve, fell, and ate my gaming desk knocking out two teeth and giving myself a concussion. All because I wanted a Capri sun.
77points

#6

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
I've been laughing so much about these comments that I had an asthma attack lol
72points

Certified triathlon coach Kristen Hislop stresses that weakness is a huge trigger for injuries. "I tell my high school athletes that if you can't balance on one leg for 10 seconds after the age of 60, you've lost ten years off your life. They always need to do research and then tell me I am correct. If you can't balance on one foot, you are more likely to fall. As we age, falls can cause breaks and worse."

She adds that doing too much too soon and our imbalances can also contribute to injury proneness.

"We are born pretty perfect. As we go through life, we have injuries and learn patterns of movement that create imbalances. Our bodies are incredibly adept at compensating. So while we might come back to activity, we are not moving as we should. As we add more and more small injuries, they really start to compound," Hislop explains.

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50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
My friend broke her ankle because she was mocking the way i walked 💀
72points

#8

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
Broke an arm, AFTER I went to get the cast removed I came home and fell over something, straight back in... IT WAS STILL THE SAME SHIFT.... I broke the other arm doc was like "Girl I JUST took a cast off you?!"
68points

#9

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
Gave myself a black eye trying to weigh my suitcase... the handle snapped and my clenched fist from holding it, sprung back into my own face 😂
68points

Another thing that is important to know to avoid accidents is that injuries can happen at any age.

"Younger bodies are often more forgiving and generally more flexible, but that doesn’t mean they are immune to injuries. Their healing process tends to be faster, though, largely due to better blood flow, which supports tissue repair. Higher levels of growth hormones and stronger immune systems are additional factors that contribute to quicker recovery from wounds and injuries," Fidder says.

#10

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
I got a hernia trying to push a fart out.
66points

#11

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
I broke my foot two days before my wedding, because I tripped over my other foot.
63points

#12

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
My husband split his chin open trying to impress me by doing the worm when we were dating. Safe to say the er visit only made us grow closer 😂
63points

"Kids who are growing and going through puberty are at high risk for injury. Bones grow faster than tendons and ligaments, which can create true aches and pains. Kids have a tendency to want to go from zero to 60, and while they may not be sore, this can result in injuries. Kids also don't want to talk about something hurting, fearing that they might be pulled from a game," notes Hislop.

"On the flip side, injuries are incredibly common for older adults. Our healthcare system focuses on disease and fixing something afterwards. My son just graduated from the University at Buffalo with a Physical Therapy doctorate. At graduation, they encouraged the grads to go out and focus on health versus disease. We'd all be better off if we focused on doing more and doing it better. We should focus on being strong, lifting weights, working on balance, and working on any imbalances."

#13

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
Got myself a concussion sneezing while opening the fridge....
62points

#14

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
Kicked a soccer ball too hard fell back broken three of my fingers and got a concussion. Doctor came in and said “banged your noggin?” I thought he was introducing himself and questioned him, “what dr dangernoggin?” Instant diagnosis.
56points

#15

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
2 weeks ago I sprained my knee because my legs were criss cross apple sauce and my fat cat laid on my lap.
55points

Something else we can do to reduce our risk of injuries is to be proactive and work on our balance and strength on a daily/weekly basis, says Hislop.

"There are so many little things we can do. Stand on one foot while cooking. Start with your less dominant side (or the injured side in the past). Park further at the grocery store and carry your bags to the car while working on great posture. Walk up and down stairs every day (without holding the railing). Sit on the floor and stand up without using your arms," she further suggests.

"This may not be possible today, but these can be goals to work towards. Never use age as an excuse. You can always get stronger and have better balance. It takes work, but the benefits are HUGE! I do think about how I want to age - what do I want to be able to do. If you travel the world, there are many areas where people old and young, move well without injury because they move more often and lift heavy things."

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50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
I was holding a crate of potatoes and bent over and sneezed, now I have two herniated discs in my back, no function of my bladder or bowels, severe pain, numbness, the list goes on and on.
53points

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50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
My dog got out so I took my truck to go catch her. I got out of the truck to get her and forgot to put it in park. Truck dragged me 5 houses down the road. Gave myself 3rd degree burns down my legs. I did get the dog.😂
51points

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50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
My husband broke his pinky toe right off the bone while doing a twirl to I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston :)
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51points

"The more muscle mass we have, the better our bones and organs are protected," Fidder summarizes.

"Muscles essentially act as a cushion. Muscle also plays a key role in stability, posture, and overall functional movement. As we age, improving balance and flexibility becomes just as important for preventing falls and maintaining overall stability. That’s why a proper strength training routine, combined with balance exercises and flexibility training, is crucial for reducing the risk of injuries."

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50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
My ex laid on the floor to pet our cat, sneezed and got stuck in some kind of hunchback of Notre Dame position. I had to help her get to the toilet for weeks.
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50points

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50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh
I dislocated my entire knee while i was asleep and went to physical therapy for a year and a half for it 🙂
47points
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