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136 Pasta Puns That You Wouldn't Want To Miss
Funny,Food,JokesFEB 14, 2022

136 Pasta Puns That You Wouldn't Want To Miss

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Linguine, farfalle, strozzapreti, and bigoli. Fregula, fusilli, mostaccioli, and pici. Ah, no, those words will not call out a demon if repeated thrice in front of a mirror; those are the names of various shapes and forms of heavenly food - pasta! And since we’ve promised to cover all the possible topics of puns, here’s our list dedicated to this godly flour creation; a list full of pasta puns. 
Just the same as pasta, clever puns can be long just like spaghetti, or they can be tiny like fregula. They can be as funny as the pasta shaped like a bicycle or various body parts, yet they can also be pretty serious like ziti. Well, you get the gist - as many variations of pasta there are, the same variations can be found among a myriad of silly puns. But we do love ourselves a bit of variety, and if you do too, this curious need will be satisfied upon reading our selection of only the best puns dedicated to pasta! 
Now, boil a pot of water, throw in a handful of pappardelle and sit down comfortably to check out our pasta puns while you’re waiting for it to get all al dente and delicious. Once it’s time to sieve them and add in all your favorite garnishes to make it as savory as you like and a plate is steaming right in front of you, it’s now your cue to vote for the cheesy puns that you’ve liked the most! After that, there’s only one step left - to inhale it all in one bite and share these pasta puns with your friends! 

#1

When you cross a pasta and a dog, you end up with a labranoodle.
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#2

"I get upsetti without my spaghetti."
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11points

#3

If the Terminator would be Italian, he would say, "Pasta la vista, baby."
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9points

#4

A pasta's favorite song of 'Guns and Roses' is 'Gnocching on Heaven's Door.'
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#5

The world is full of pasta-bilties. You just need the right set of eyes to eat them.
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8points

#6

When a pasta gets sick, it ends up being a Mac n’ sneeze.
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#7

The Italian man who invented pasta has pasta way, and now he’s a pizza history.
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#8

I hate being around spaghetti because they are too saucy.
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#9

All pasta names should be recorded for pasta-terity.
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7points

#10

Here's a penne for your thoughts.
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#11

This bowl of spaghetti is pasta-tively amazing.
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#12

Raviolis never get invited to hang out because they are a little square.
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#13

The muscular pasta maker who could not lift four tons of pasta sauce was not stroganoff.
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#14

When pasta and cooking water get married together, their relationship eventually gets strained.
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#15

Pasta la vista, baby.
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#16

"I am tortellini in love with you."
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#17

"I’m such a hopeless ramen-tic."
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#18

"No need to be ravi-lonely, I’m here."
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#19

"I’m crazy pho noodles!"
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#20

Don’t make fusilli mistakes.
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