True story: I once had a roommate who would stock up all the kitchen cabinets with pasta. He didn’t really cook it quite that often, but when asked for an explanation, he did say that knowing he had boxes of every available kind at home gave him comfort. With such dedication, I think jokes about pasta would be his favorite.
Pasta has indeed been known as a comfort food for a long time (I mean, if you eat it and don’t just hoard it). Apart from it being high in carbs – we all love some good ol’ carbs every now and then – one major plus point is that you can eat pasta in so many different ways. From all kinds of shapes and cooking styles to a heartwarming variety of sauces, you will never run out of options.
But I also encourage you to experiment. Even if you are not a great cook, there is little you can do to ruin pasta. I, for one, used to sprinkle a spoon of sugar over macaroni when I was a kid. Believe it or not, it tastes amazing. Besides, if pasta puns are not really your thing, this will give you full right to start making pasta sauce puns. It will still count as a pasta joke.
In our collection of funny pasta jokes, nothing is off the menu. You will find some good noodle puns alongside carbonara jokes and much more. And if you are in the mood to experiment, we have even put together some pasta pick-up lines to try on someone you fancy.
#1 Worth Every Noodle Tear
"I spent my entire life savings on Pasta. It was worth every Penne."
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#2 When dinner meets laundry day
What do you call pasta that has shrunk in the washing machine?
Micro-ni.
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#3 Pasta Pun Level: Expert
What is the saddest pasta?
Tort-alone-i.
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#4 Say It Ain’t Spaghetti
"I stopped eating Italian food, now that’s a thing of the pasta!"
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#5 Boston’s Pasta Prayer
How does a guy from Boston ask his minister to pass him the spaghetti at dinner?
"Pastah pastah pastah."
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#6 Pasta Shame Is Real
"My girlfriend left me because of what she described as my "Weird pasta fetish." Now I'm feeling cannelloni."
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#7 Bow Down to the Noodle God
"I'm starting a new pasta cult. May we praise the Noodle Lord for eternity. Ramen."
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#8 That’s some shellfish behavior
What pasta is always getting locked out of its house?
Gnocchi!
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#9 This Joke Cracked Me Up
"I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn't believe me... Until I rode pasta."
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#10 Carbs That Speak Fluent Pasta
There are 500 types of pasta, the pastabilities are endless.
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#11 Pasta That’s Basically Boo-tiful
What kind of pasta do ghosts like to eat?
Fettuccini afraido!
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#12 Noodle’s mood: officially saucy
What do you call a sad noodle?
Upsetti spaghetti!
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#13 When Pasta Takes a Hot Detour
What do you call partially cooked pasta that’s on fire?
Aldente’s Inferno.
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#14 Pastapocalypse Now
Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
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#15 Noodle Nirvana Found
What's the most relaxing type of pasta?
Spa-ghetti.
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#16 Neighborhood noods
What do you call pasta that lives in the hood?
Spaghetto.
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#17 Too saucy to party
Why wouldn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?
Because it was too Alfredo.
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#18 Veggie drama on the plate
What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?
A meat brawl!
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#19 Why Choose When You Can Have Both?
What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce?
The best of both pasta-bowl worlds!
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#20 The Party’s Main Ingredient
What did the ravioli play at his birthday party?
Pasta parcel!
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