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30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

30 Posts From Delusional Parents Who Would Ask Babysitters To Pay Them, If They Could

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"Choosing beggar" is an online term used to describe people who make unreasonable or entitled demands. And there's a whole subreddit dedicated to this colorful bunch.
Perhaps somewhat surprisingly, parents make up a considerable number of them. So we at Bored Panda decided to try and see what their requests are usually about. Turns out, child care is arguably their top priority.
To show you that some moms and dads need a reality check, we compiled a collection of moments when they tried to get someone to watch their kids for (basically) free.

#1 Sister Sent Me This...she Was Blocked Immediately After

Sister Sent Me This...she Was Blocked Immediately After
77points

Even though they're getting called out for the way they go about it, parents who are sending kids to daycare know that it can be a huge chunk of the family budget.

For example, in the US, the average cost is about $10,000 a year, but it's more than double that in many places across the country.

#2 Free Babysitter Needed

Free Babysitter Needed
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64points

#3 The Second I Saw “Someone Who Is Looking Into Babysitting” I Knew She Was Looking For Free Childcare

The Second I Saw “Someone Who Is Looking Into Babysitting” I Knew She Was Looking For Free Childcare
57points

#4 Another Mom Refusing To Pay For Babysitting, People Can Sure Be Mean Sometimes

Another Mom Refusing To Pay For Babysitting, People Can Sure Be Mean Sometimes
57points

According to the US Labor Department, the average price of preschool and daycare is up 6% from last year and nearly double the overall inflation rate of 3.2%.

Big parts of the problem can be attributed to increasing labor costs and rising demand with more parents going back to the office post-pandemic. 

#5 $5/Hr Is Insane. 3 Kids Under 5, Btw

$5/Hr Is Insane. 3 Kids Under 5, Btw
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45points

#6 Paying You To Babysit Is “A Deal Breaker Sorry No”

Paying You To Babysit Is “A Deal Breaker Sorry No”
45points

#7 It's Always A "Nanny" That They Want For Dirt Cheap Or Less

It's Always A "Nanny" That They Want For Dirt Cheap Or Less
44points

#8 Cb Wants Somebody To Watch Their Toddler For $3.33 An Hour

Cb Wants Somebody To Watch Their Toddler For $3.33 An Hour
37points

Child care is gaining resonance in economic and business circles, but it's losing ground in the political arena.

Funding put in place during the pandemic is set to run out this month, and advocates warn that once the US hits that "child care cliff," some centers will either have to raise prices even more, cut staff, or shut their doors.

#9 $15 A Day! And She Needs Overnight Care Too

$15 A Day! And She Needs Overnight Care Too
37points

#10 75 Cents An Hour For Babysitting

75 Cents An Hour For Babysitting
33points

#11 For Market Price, You Can Clean Our House And Watch Our Kids!

For Market Price, You Can Clean Our House And Watch Our Kids!
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31points

#12 Babysitter Wanted, Must Be In Collage

Babysitter Wanted, Must Be In Collage
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30points

Employment in the sector still hasn't recovered from 2020, in part because wage growth in the under-resourced industry hasn't kept pace with other low-wage sectors.

#13 This Parent Who "Can Only Do $6 An Hour" For A Babysitter To Come And Watch Their Kids Five Days A Week

This Parent Who "Can Only Do $6 An Hour" For A Babysitter To Come And Watch Their Kids Five Days A Week
29points

#14 Watch My Kid For 50+hrs A Week For $100 Each Week...also, Have 3 Years Babysitting Experience And Preferably A Cpr Certificate

Watch My Kid For 50+hrs A Week For $100 Each Week...also, Have 3 Years Babysitting Experience And Preferably A Cpr Certificate
24points

#15 This Is Not A Babysitting Job

This Is Not A Babysitting Job
24points

#16 Need A Babysitter/Slave

Need A Babysitter/Slave
23points

On top of that, babysitting rates rose 9.7% in the US in 2022 — a bit less than the 11% hike seen in 2021, but still outpacing inflation for the second year in a row.

A shortage of babysitters and higher pay that those remaining are able to command are creating seismic ripples in the labor market, keeping some parents at home or in precarious care arrangements.

#17 Babysit My Kid Full Time And I'll Pay You $30 A Day! $3 An Hour, Such A Steal!

Babysit My Kid Full Time And I'll Pay You $30 A Day! $3 An Hour, Such A Steal!
20points

#18 Wants A Nanny For Less Than $5/Hour

Wants A Nanny For Less Than $5/Hour
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19points

#19 I Don’t Think Anyone Is Going To Want To Watch Your 4 Year Old For $3 An Hour

I Don’t Think Anyone Is Going To Want To Watch Your 4 Year Old For $3 An Hour
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19points

#20 Someone’s Want Add For A Babysitter 3 Days A Week

Someone’s Want Add For A Babysitter 3 Days A Week
18points

Last year, the national average babysitting rate was $22.68 an hour for one child, $25.37 an hour for two, and $27.70 an hour for three. That's a staggering 21% jump in just two years.

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