Don't take this too serious, it's just a joke.
#1
My momma didn't raise no snitch. Then i'd walk away
11points
#2
i didn't see sh*t..(slowly backs away)
9points
#3
“Well, this could end 2 ways. You could and probably would murder me, since I just witnessed this.”
“Yea, bro, I totally gotta murder you too.”
“Or, since hiding 2 bodies is even harder than 1, I could walk out of here and act like this never happened. I could also help hide the body, but I honestly don’t care because at this point I either live and go to jail or die and go...wherever I should be.”
“Well, you make a point. I need to give you my reason, or?”
“Nah, less I know, less I can say in the interrogation room.”
“K, thanks man.”
“Yea, bro, I totally gotta murder you too.”
“Or, since hiding 2 bodies is even harder than 1, I could walk out of here and act like this never happened. I could also help hide the body, but I honestly don’t care because at this point I either live and go to jail or die and go...wherever I should be.”
“Well, you make a point. I need to give you my reason, or?”
“Nah, less I know, less I can say in the interrogation room.”
“K, thanks man.”
7points
#4
Weeelllll it would depend on who they are murdering and why......
6points
#5
Are you doing this to make the headlines in the papers? If so there is no need to do that as I am 'Billy the Kid' I'll make you famous!
6points
#6
Murder is bad, mmkay?
5points
#7
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I didn't see nothin' *runs away*
5points
#8
me:"..."
murderer:"..."
me:*faints*
murderer: ┐(︶▽︶)┌
murderer:"..."
me:*faints*
murderer: ┐(︶▽︶)┌
𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙'𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖐𝖘!
4points
#9
No, no, no, no, no! That is soooo inefficient.... You're just dragging it out for no reason... Come here... Let me show you!
4points
#10
F**K YOU YOU C**T! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!*and then i try to injure them, even though i would die while doing it*
4points
#11
...STOP! YOU MURDERER! (Calls 911 and then hides liked the coward I am)
4points
#12
in head: stands up dramatically, gives rousing speech about y this is wrong while the wind blows my hair super dramatically and looks cool and then disappears while alerting the police,
irl: *sqeak* *runs* *dies while falling over my self and gets stabbed*
irl: *sqeak* *runs* *dies while falling over my self and gets stabbed*
4points
#13
i'd say: 'ya murder, ya' go to hell
3points
#14
for your own good in calling the popo. "how you know whats good for me?" THATS MY OPINOIN. "..." "..."
3points
#15
If they were killing someone who hurt me, “I was never here”. If not, I would get their weapon, call 911 and flip them off.
3points
#16
Oh hey how are u?
whatcha doing. ohh killing someone that's interesting..
whatcha doing. ohh killing someone that's interesting..
WANNA BE FRIENDS! :D
3points
#17
Oh well then anyways, i just wanted to know what you wanted for lunch.,
3points
#18
*Starts playing the f**k this s**t I'm out song in the head while backing away* Uh...........................................................NOPE not dying today
3points
#19
"Need help?"
2points
#20
Next time can u plz kill Donald Duck trump?
2points