98 Of Truly Panda-stic Panda Puns

What's black, white, and funny? Our preferred answer would be 'this text!', but we'll see about that in a couple more sentences. For now, let's stick with a 'panda' for an answer, which isn't any less humorous if you'd ask us. Although we're definitely not a band of clairvoyants here, there's still a slight chance that we'll guess this correctly - right about now, all you can think of and the image you see in your head most clearly is a fuzzy, adorable panda. Did we guess it right? Well, if not, here's a list of panda puns that will make you think of the monochromous bears. After reading all 98 of them, our prophecy is bound to become apparent! 

Yup, we're continuing with our promise to deliver an article on each possible topic for puns - no stones unturned here. Of course, our top priority was to honor our namesake brethren and come up with a list of clever puns dedicated solely to pandas. And that's what we did! Now, you can read all about these aloof animals in the most entertaining way. Which is, without a question, funny puns. Of course, being hilarious isn't the only purpose of these wordplays, as they are also highly educational. You're about to find out how panda bears make pancakes, in what fashion they roll down the hills most often, and even become acquainted with their social habits. That is as awkward as our own, as it turns out. 

But, enough with introductions - nothing beats a first-hand experience, especially the one of reading creative puns. So, to finally reach the tasty part, you're going to have to scroll just a little bit further, but then all your efforts will be repaid in double. With the currency being hilariously funny, panda puns! Vote for the ones you've liked the best, add in your own if we missed any of the good ones, and share this article with your friends, foes, neighbors, and your local barista.