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87 Wild, Bizarre And Unhinged News Stories That Might Have You Thinking, “Only In America”
CuriositiesFEB 3, 2026

87 Wild, Bizarre And Unhinged News Stories That Might Have You Thinking, “Only In America”

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We live in a time when many of us have learned to expect the unexpected... especially when it comes to the news. But every now and again, a headline will pop up that defies logic, seems completely unrealistic, or appears to be clickbait masquerading as current affairs. Oddly, many of them come from America. And a disproportionate number can be traced back to the state of Florida.
"Florida man tries to avoid arrest by hiding underwater pond, gets caught when he comes up for air," "Florida man faces felony charges after riding lawnmower on highway drunk," and "Florida man tries to burrow into gopher tortoise nest to hide from police," are just a few featured on a page dedicated to offbeat and bizarre U.S. news stories.
The "Only in America" Instagram account is a wild wall of "you can't make this stuff up," and "the jokes write themselves." Bored Panda has had a blast going through all the posts to select only the best for you to scroll through when you need a break from the more serious goings-on in the land of the free. We also explore why The Sunshine State has earned a reputation for having so many weird news stories. You'll find that info between the images.

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Tweet from Daily Mail US about Colorado car thieves arrested after leaving a note, illustrating unhinged news headlines in America.
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Tweet from Daily Mail about an Ohio woman charged for repeatedly calling 911, illustrating unhinged news headlines in America.
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Thief tries hiding in stranger's apartment by shaving and cooking tortillas in bizarre unhinged news headlines America.
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Tweet about a Florida man arrested for throwing a pumpkin during an argument, illustrating unhinged news headlines in America.
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Tweet from 8News WRIC Richmond showing a stolen sidewalk marked with cones and caution tape, illustrating unhinged news headlines in America.
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Tweet from Daily Mail US showing an escaped pet tiger roaming Houston neighborhood, illustrating unhinged news headlines in America.
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Tweet about a sunbather injured by a police cruiser on a Florida beach, illustrating unhinged news headlines in America.
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Florida man clings to semi truck hood driving down interstate in one of the unhinged news headlines from America.
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Tweet from Newsweek about a Florida woman causing American Airlines plane diversion by faking a medical issue for a bigger seat.
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Mugshot of man caught giving Botox injections without medical license while drinking Four Loko in unhinged news headlines.
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Tweet from New York Post showing a woman feeding Hot Cheetos to monkeys at Texas zoo with unhinged news headline humor.
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Teens crash car into Missouri home near sleeping owners, showing unhinged news headlines from America with shocking accidents and damage.
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Mugshot of a man involved in an incident with a Grubhub driver swinging an ashtray at Burger King employee.
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#54

Tweet from New York Post about a man keeping Richard Nixon’s half-eaten sandwich for 60 years, featuring unhinged news headlines.
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Tweet from Newsweek about a woman climbing into bed with a couple after breaking into their Michigan home, illustrating unhinged news headlines.
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Elderly woman mugshot from police department featured in unhinged news headlines about America.
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Tweet from 98.7 KLUv showing a bride in a wedding dress storming a store demanding to get married, unhinged news headlines.
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#58

Jewelry store owner stops robbery by smashing pickle jar over thief’s head in an unhinged American news headline.
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#59

Firefighters assist people in a wrecked vehicle during a mock car crash, illustrating unhinged news headlines in America.
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Boat blocking traffic on Florida highway, illustrating unhinged news headlines that can only happen in America.
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