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27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"

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Every country in the world is different and filled with unique folks. That’s why the cultures, styles of dressing, and behavior vary, even from one tiny region to the next. What you probably didn’t realize is that something as normal as counting can also vastly differ.
Characters in movies and television often say “one Mississippi, two Mississippi” and so on when they want to count slowly, but did you know this method varies worldwide? That’s why the global citizens in this list are sharing their style of slow counting.
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#1

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
Scotland here. I use one elephant, two elephant. This is despite the fact elephants are rarely seen roaming through the glens, the rolling heather, or the streets of Auchtermuchty.
27points

#2

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
In Danish we have "One case of beer, two case of beer" not even kidding.
21points

#3

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
I grew up in Huntington Beach California so we did one cowabunga, two cowabunga.
20points

It might seem weird that people use the name of a place or an animal as a way to count. These words and phrases actually serve as placeholders to be able to accurately count time. Rather than fumble our way through by trying to count the seconds, these words are designed to help us do it without having to think about it too much.

The practice of using placeholders like "one Mississippi" is documented as early as 1960. It was originally used by people while playing games. Other interesting uses were by photographers who couldn’t see their watches in the darkroom. They could then measure time by speaking these words at a conversational rate, thereby understanding how many seconds had passed.

#4

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
Imagine if Canadians said One Mississauga, two Mississauga 😂.
20points

#5

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
Un hippopotame, deux hippopotames.
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20points

#6

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
Easy.

One! ah ah ah ah aaaahhh.
Two! ah ah ah ah aaaahhh.
Three! ah ah ah ah aaaahh.
20points

It’s interesting to see how many counting variations exist across the world. The word or phrase is often created to suit the place it is being used in. For example, a popular counting placeholder in England is the phrase “Piccadilly one, Piccadilly two.” Longer words like this are often better suited to counting because of the time it takes for people to pronounce them.

Animal names are also popularly used for counting. The most common one seems to be ‘crocodile,’ which is used in England, France, and even Poland. Nobody would actually like to count crocodiles, but as a technique to pass time, it’s probably one of the best options yet. Just like that, chimpanzees, elephants, and hippos are also used.

#7

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
As a New Yorker, I count

“One Muthaf*ckah, Two Muthaf*ckahs…”.
19points

#8

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
I actually grew up in Mississippi, and as a child I just assumed other people used whatever state they lived in. Was shocked to find out otherwise haha.
18points

#9

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
I just listen to the tinnitus. One *EeeEeeEEeeeE* Two *EeeEeeeeEEeeeE*.
18points

It is often shocking to realize that something you considered so normal and commonplace in your country could be completely different in another place. The same goes for these counting systems. It’s confusing to imagine why each place uses different phrases to count the same passage of time.

This is because language and culture vary from region to region. People incorporate different styles of talking based on what they see in their daily lives and their lived experiences. Even the Internet and social media can influence what people feel most comfortable with. That’s how these counting methods evolve and change from country to country.

#10

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
'Enentwintig, tweeëntwintig, drieëntwintig ' (21, 22, 23 in Dutch).
17points

#11

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
Brit here.

Naturally, we use the time honoured tradition of 'one God save the King,' 'two God save the King', etc, etc.
15points

#12

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
If you're not in the U.S., you have to use metric terms. One milliminute, two milliminute.

Edit: I forgot about Canada. One maple leaf, two maple leaf.
15points

These placeholder words for counting are just a small example of how people are different all across the globe. There are even greater differences that exist between us that make us unique and interesting. Unfortunately, there are some people who can’t accept this and put other folks down for not being from the same cookie-cutter mold.

Instead of fighting over our differences, we should appreciate how fascinating each of our cultures is. There is always so much to learn and do differently that we’ll never run out of interesting things to try. One of the best places to start is by trying out some of these fun ways to count.

#13

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
In Chinese it’s 1-2-3-4, 2-2-3–4, 3-2-3-4 and so on. You usually stop what you’re doing at 10 and repeat .
14points

#14

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
Australian here - Not sure where it came from but as kids at school we'd say "one cat and dog, two cat and dog..".
14points

#15

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
I am American but I usually did alligator, one alligator, two alligator.
14points

The next time you play a game with your friends and need to count the time, why don’t you use one of these cool placeholders? Sure, it might confuse the heck out of all of the players involved, but it might also start an interesting discussion about different ways of doing things all across the world.

Do you have any more examples of different methods of doing the same thing across the globe? If so, we’d love to hear from you.

#16

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
Here in Japan we just elongate the numbers like

“I-chi, Ni-i, Sa-n, Shi-i, Go-o, Ro-ku” etc.
13points

#17

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
Uno (brief pause), dos (brief pause), tres (brief pause)...
12points

#18

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
Brazilian here.

We say: *Um indiozinho, dois indiozinhos..*

(One indigenous toddler / Two Indigenous toddlers )

It is so cute!

Please dont ask me why people do that lol. I left the country over fifteen years ago though. So a GenZ may have a different answer.

DON'T QUOTE ME ON THAT. DON'T MAKE ME SOUND OLD LMAO.
12points

#19

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
In India, we say “tick tick one, tick tick two….”.
12points

#20

27 Folks All Over The World Reveal Their Equivalent Of "One Mississippi"
In Quebecois french we have "Un bateau bateau, deux bateaux bateaux." I don't know if France french uses the same.

(One boat boat, two boats boats. The x on bateaux is mute.).
11points
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