Have you ever called someone Captain Obvious or have been referred to as that yourself? If you have, it’s because some things are painfully obvious. Though, not for everyone.
For some people, it takes time to learn something that is considered common knowledge for others. In some cases, it might even take years. That was the case with at least a few people on today’s list, who admitted being oblivious to certain information after one netizen started a discussion on the topic. Their “confessions” covered everything from staring at the sun to buying individual bananas, and figuring out what peppers are exactly, among other things. So if you’re curious to see what else their comments entailed, scroll down to find them on the list below.
#42

That the Autobahn is the entire highway system in Germany, not just a single road that you can drive really fast on.
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32points
#43

That squidward and squilliam from Spongebob are just the names Edward and William but with "squi" in the beginning.
32points
#44

The other day I just realized that “emo” was short for “emotional” - I always just assumed it was its own word completely, haha.
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32points
#45

It took me until I was like 10 years old to understand that you are supposed to close your eyes when trying to fall asleep. Until that point I just laid in bed staring at the ceiling wondering why I’m still awake.
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31points
#46

An airport is a port - like where ships dock - but for airplanes.
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29points
#50

Funny I was about 31 when my girlfriend of all people pointed out that gas tank direction sign to me, she felt so proud of herself that day and didn't let me live it down.
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18points






