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“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake

“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake

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It’s no secret that the housing market is currently in shambles. Many Millennials and Gen Zers are abandoning hope of ever owning a home, meanwhile the ultra-wealthy seem to keep snatching up properties as if they’re collectables. And even if you manage to find plenty of home listings in your area, you might quickly realize that none of them are places you would ever be interested in inhabiting.
We took a trip to the Nightmare On Zillow Street Facebook group and compiled a list of their most amusing photos below. From toilets that have fish tanks attached to living rooms with disco lights poles for dancing, these homes certainly aren’t lacking in creativity. We hope you’ll enjoy this virtual house tour, and be sure to upvote the homes that catch your eye!

#1 Holy Hell

Holy Hell
96points

#2 Guys This House Is A Wild Ride

Guys This House Is A Wild Ride
79points

#3 Toured A House With My Fiancé Today Where The Foundation Was Clearly Not Great (You Could See The Floor Was Slanted In Some Rooms). We Got To The “Basement” And Found This

Toured A House With My Fiancé Today Where The Foundation Was Clearly Not Great (You Could See The Floor Was Slanted In Some Rooms). We Got To The “Basement” And Found This
62points

The Nightmare On Zillow Street Facebook group has only been around since 2020, but it has seen immense success. The community has amassed a whopping 214K members, and it continues to grow every single week. According to the administrators of the group, it’s meant to be a place to collect home photo listings that make you think, “WTF?” And clearly, there’s no shortage of those kinds of homes on Zillow.

Some homes appear terrifying from the outside, whether they look like severe hazards or feature extremely questionable taste. And other houses appear relatively normal at first glance, but once you get a peek of the inside, you realize there’s a good reason why they haven’t sold yet. No home is perfect, but very few of these have enough potential to entice buyers.  

#4 Felt Like It Belonged Here

Felt Like It Belonged Here
62points

#5 It’s My In Laws House And Yes, That Is Carpet Around A Sunken Bathtub

It’s My In Laws House And Yes, That Is Carpet Around A Sunken Bathtub
61points

#6 I’ll Just Leave This Right Here

I’ll Just Leave This Right Here
58points

Growing up, I used to accompany my mom to countless open houses. Even if my parents had no real interest in moving at the time, she just wanted to know what was out there. Plus, it’s fun to be nosy and take advantage of the rare opportunity to get a glimpse inside someone else’s house. And it can be a great way to get inspiration for how to decorate your own home.

As an adult, I have to admit that I never attend open houses. But nowadays, there’s no need to leave your couch! No matter where you are, you can pull up Zillow on your phone or laptop and have a field day critiquing other people’s homes. And apparently, this is such a common pastime that HuffPost published an article breaking down “Why Browsing Zillow Feels So Good.”  

#7 Metallica

Metallica
Report
57points

#8 Don't Worry, The Window Will Stop Your Fall

Don't Worry, The Window Will Stop Your Fall
52points

#9 I Found One!!! Poles Included

I Found One!!!  Poles Included
51points

According to psychiatrist Lea Lis, scrolling through home listings became a way for young singles to fill the void when they couldn't use dating apps during the pandemic. Instead of swiping through potential matches, they decided that they could instead peruse gorgeous (or ugly) homes.

Many also enjoy romanticizing the idea of moving outside of the expensive cities that they currently reside in, where they’ll likely never be able to afford homes. “They are wanting to escape from cities to a simpler, more green life. This has become more appealing for many, creating the mass exodus that cities like New York and Boston have experienced,” Lis told HuffPost.

#10 Cullman, Alabama— This Is A Local Landmark Know As “The Castle”. It’s Located On The Beautiful Waters Of Smith Lake. This Private Residence Is Quite An Interesting Anomaly

Cullman, Alabama— This Is A Local Landmark Know As “The Castle”. It’s Located On The Beautiful Waters Of Smith Lake. This Private Residence Is Quite An Interesting Anomaly
49points

#11 But Why?

But Why?
48points

#12 I Thought I Had Seen It All... But I Stand Corrected

I Thought I Had Seen It All... But I Stand Corrected
47points

Scrolling through Zillow can also be a great form of escapism and daydreaming. Most of us have imagined our dream homes since we were kids playing MASH during recess. But very few of us will ever have the opportunity to build a home; we might not even be able to purchase one!

So the next best thing is seeing what’s out there and critiquing them from the comfort of our own homes (or more likely, our own apartments). Plus, we can get an idea of what the housing market is like in other cities or states that we might not have ever considered moving to. As Dan Levy stated in the “Zillow” SNL skit, “I’d never live in North Carolina, but if I did, I could buy a big, gross mansion.”

#13 This House Came On The Market In My Hometown And My Husband And I Knew We Were Going To Buy It Regardless Of What It Looked Like On The Inside

This House Came On The Market In My Hometown And My Husband And I Knew We Were Going To Buy It Regardless Of What It Looked Like On The Inside
We absolutely adore it and see it for everything it will be when we’re done with it. However, we are enjoying the unique designs that are currently in it lol
46points

#14 There’s Actually A Lot I Love About The House And Property … But This Gives New Meaning To The Phrase Porcelain Throne

There’s Actually A Lot I Love About The House And Property … But This Gives New Meaning To The Phrase Porcelain Throne
46points

#15 At First Glance $1000/Month Looks Like A Heck Of A Deal In A City Where Rents Go For Much Higher

At First Glance $1000/Month Looks Like A Heck Of A Deal In A City Where Rents Go For Much Higher
Until you realize it’s just a bedroom and you have to babysit the landlord’s kids and clean their house!! You’re paying them $1000/month to be their live-in nanny! Sacré bleu!!!
44points

While you probably wouldn’t actually be interested in purchasing any of the homes on this list, it is true that there’s something out there for everyone. And according to Michelle Mastro at Business Insider, wacky homes have become increasingly popular in recent years. Zillow Gone Wild communities on social media have even inspired an HGTV show by the same name! Nowadays, real estate agents “actively try to juice up the bizarre elements of their homes” to try to attract the attention of quirky buyers, Mastro explains.

#16 This Is Just Horrifying

This Is Just Horrifying
44points

#17 What In The Skittles?

What In The Skittles?
42points

#18 Why?

Why?
41points

If you’re actually using Zillow to find a home that you love and want to purchase, the platform has some tips on how to find the perfect match. First, they recommend customizing your notifications. Houses tend to sell quickly, so you’ll want to know immediately when something that fits your criteria is uploaded. You can also make sure that you’re informed as soon as a house you’re interested in is updated.  

#19 Convenience

Convenience
36points

#20 Welcome Home

Welcome Home
36points
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