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50 Of The Most Stupid, Bizarre And Absurd Things People Posted On This Neighbor App (New Pics)
Funny,FailsAUG 12, 2025

50 Of The Most Stupid, Bizarre And Absurd Things People Posted On This Neighbor App (New Pics)

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Back in the day, neighbors had to communicate by knocking on each other's doors or chatting over the fence. Nowadays, we have "NextDoor." Globally, the platform has around 100 million users, and in the UK, one in four households says they're on "NextDoor."
Every neighborhood probably has its weirdo, and when there's a platform for them to voice their complaints, you can rest assured there's going to be some top-tier comedy. Luckily, for the rest of us, an online community collects these types of posts and lets all of us "NextDoor" outsiders see the madness that is neighbor relations. Maybe you'll consider joining such a neighboorhood just for the laughs after going through this list?
More info: Reddit

#1 Finally An Actual Funny Post On Nd

Finally An Actual Funny Post On Nd
82points

#2 Oh Lordy This One Got Me 😂

Oh Lordy This One Got Me 😂
81points

#3 Maga's House Burns Down, Posts For Help, Then Gets Burned In A Reply

Maga's House Burns Down, Posts For Help, Then Gets Burned In A Reply
78points

Forget WhatsApp or Facebook groups if you want to keep in touch with your neighbors and stay on top of the neighborhood goss. "NextDoor" is the next big thing for all the Flanderses out there who can't wait to hit their neighbors with an "Okily dokily!", some petty complaints, or a suspiciously prejudiced hot take.

In the U.S., 13% of all adults use "NextDoor," which is about 220,000 neighborhoods all across America. In 2024, researchers from New York University and the University of Michigan studied "NextDoor" users and compiled a comprehensive portrait of "NextDoor" communities.

They found that "NextDoor" users are more often those who live in sparsely populated areas. These residents are also more likely to be white, wealthy, older, and more educated.

#4 The Case Of The Tresspassing Raccoons

The Case Of The Tresspassing Raccoons
70points

#5 Voice Activated Paper Towels

Voice Activated Paper Towels
69points

#6 An Extremely Insightful Post About Something

An Extremely Insightful Post About Something
Report
63points

But what do people on "NextDoor" actually talk about? It's not all nonsense and ridiculousness like what you see on this list. The researchers from the 2024 study found that there are three main topics that people usually post about on "NextDoor":

  1. Posts offering or seeking services or goods,
  2. Posts about perceived suspicious persons,
  3. Lost pets,
  4. Transportation issues,
  5. Events,
  6. And pleasantries, such as wishing happy holidays or celebrating the current weather.

Posts about supposedly suspicious people are most likely to get the most engagement, and most of us can imagine why. They account for only 6% of all posts on "NextDoor," but are the most worrying because they might encourage radicalized community surveillance.

#7 Look At This Sinister Rock

Look At This Sinister Rock
51points

#8 Can We Get Some Contractors Or Builders To Stop This Maniac? 😭

Can We Get Some Contractors Or Builders To Stop This Maniac? 😭
50points

#9 Are They Unloading D***s?

Are They Unloading D***s?
48points

Sometimes, law enforcement agencies are present in "NextDoor" communities. Again, it's probably not surprising that this more often applies to non-white neighborhoods or communities where income inequality is greater. At the same time, they're also present on "NextDoor" in neighborhoods where the residents have higher incomes and the real estate value is higher.

#10 Cleansing The Chem Trails With Vinegar

Cleansing The Chem Trails With Vinegar
46points

Sometimes, law enforcement agencies are present in "NextDoor" communities. Again, it's probably not surprising that this more often applies to non-white neighborhoods or communities where income inequality is greater. At the same time, they're also present on "NextDoor" in neighborhoods where the residents have higher incomes and the real estate value is higher.

#11 Did Bezos Write This?

Did Bezos Write This?
43points

#12 Can’t Make This Sh!t Up!

Can’t Make This Sh!t Up!
42points

A co-author of the paper, Megan A. Brown, says that it's hard to explain why law enforcement is more present in non-white communities. "They could be there to better engage with the community, to facilitate surveillance by community members, or some combination of the two." However, the researchers warn that it might drive neighborhoods towards racial profiling and vigilante surveillance, resulting in bias from law enforcement.

#13 The Moon. It’s Moving…

The Moon. It’s Moving…
41points

#14 Freedumb Of Speech

Freedumb Of Speech
40points

#15 How Do You Cook Your Batteries?

How Do You Cook Your Batteries?
36points

Although it sounds really scary, that might just be the nature of any social media platform. As researcher of anthropology Sydney Yeager explained to the Baltimore Banner, most online spaces push us to extremes and groupthink. "We are invited to create divisions much more quickly and without thought, because again, there are no consequences for it and nuance requires more work than algorithms often allow."

#16 Spreading The Good News

Spreading The Good News
35points

#17 Maga Moron Solves The Price Of Eggs

Maga Moron Solves The Price Of Eggs
33points

#18 Next Level Nextdoor Boomer Scaries

Next Level Nextdoor Boomer Scaries
33points

What is "NextDoor" doing about this? They have a kindness reminder feature that spots offensive language and encourages people to edit before they post. The app can also detect potentially inflammatory content. Users themselves can also report racism, misinformation, or problematic neighbor profiles to the Neighborhood Operations team.

#19 People Are Doing Things!

People Are Doing Things!
32points

#20 This Can't Be Correct

This Can't Be Correct
31points
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