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134 New Year's Jokes To Greet The Future With
Funny,Jokes,OccasionsDEC 20, 2022

134 New Year's Jokes To Greet The Future With

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With the year (finally) nearing its end, we all start to think about the things it gave us. And while those things used to mainly be good and happy (or at least valuable lessons learned), the last couple of years… made us want to set them on fire and do some rites so they'd never come back. After a while, this whole living-through-the-20th-century-in-a-couple-of-years scenario does get boring and old, right? However, there's always that beautiful thing that we can do about the stuff we dislike/fear, and it's to laugh at it. That's why we've created this nifty little list dedicated to New Year's jokes - to laugh at our woes and greet the next year grinning.
While jokes about New Year's are usually quite cheerful and talk about festivities of saying goodbye to the old year and greeting the new, this time, the jokes are a bit more gritty. After all, we all have gained a bit more grit during these past few years, and the New Year's Eve jokes also reflect that. That said, there are also plenty of New Year's dad jokes in the list that are purely there to make us laugh sans the reflections on the passage of time. Oh, and there's also a topic that deserves to be mentioned on its own - New Year's resolution jokes because, let's admit, those are usually made in vain and turn into a funny story sometime after. So why not laugh at it a bit?
So, our selection of Happy New Year's jokes is just a smidgen down below, and since there are like a hundred of them, they should get you through December without fail. Be sure to give the best jokes your vote, and don't forget to share this article with the people you'd like to spend the next year with!

#1

134 New Year's Jokes To Greet The Future With
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up for New Year's. Middle age is when you're forced to.
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"I always skip the gym the first week of the new year. I can’t deal with the crowds. I also skip weeks 2 - 52 of the New Year but still looking for an excuse for those."
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#3

134 New Year's Jokes To Greet The Future With
"My new years resolution is to get down to the weight I was before the accident. And to stop calling it "the accident" when I eat too many snacks."
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#4

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
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"My New Year revolution is to never use autocorrect again."
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"My New Year's resolution was to drop my bad habits, but no one likes a quitter."
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#7

What is the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
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#8

134 New Year's Jokes To Greet The Future With
"I'm not buying a 2023 calendar... until I see the trailer."
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"My New Year Resolution for 2023 is... buying bitcoin in 2011!"
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#10

What do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus?
No one is ever awake to see them.
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#11

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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#12

134 New Year's Jokes To Greet The Future With
Why is partying in Times Square overrated?
Because they drop the ball every year.
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#13

"Happy new year 2019 guys!!!" Posted via Internet Explorer.
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#14

What's the worst part of jogging on New Year's Eve?
The ice falling out of your drink!
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#15

What do you tell someone you didn't see on New Year's Eve?
"I haven't seen you since last year!"
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#16

134 New Year's Jokes To Greet The Future With
Why should you stand on just your left foot during the New Year's Eve countdown?
So you start the New Year on the right foot.
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#17

"My resolution was to read more... so I put the subtitles on my TV."
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#18

134 New Year's Jokes To Greet The Future With
What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
Pop!
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#19

"I gave up drinking for the new year. Sorry, that came out wrong. I gave up. Drinking for the New Year."
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#20

What was Dr. Frankenstein’s New Year’s resolution?
To make new friends.
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