I, Matt Benedetto, have been cooped up all summer long in the Unnecessary Inventions laboratory, creating a brand new batch of inventions that solve problems that don't actually exist, with products you really didn't ask for!
Introducing our newest 11 creations for you to despise, argue over, and make you question your own life. Because if you find yourself actually desiring to use any of my newest inventions, you should reevaluate your life immediately!
Be sure to follow me on Instagram and YouTube to stay up to date with each invention as it’s created! You can check out my previous invention posts on Bored Panda here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.
Submit your idea for an Unnecessary Invention in the comments below and maybe, just maybe I’ll bring it to life!
Meet the Lego Socks!
Say adios to that excruciating experience of stepping on a Lego when you slip on these comfortable socks.
Each pair features a flexible sole with a geometric hole pattern to simply pick up each brick without harm!
Watch how the Lego Socks came to life!
RoadHold™️
Stop wasting perfect real estate around your steering wheel and have your favorite drinks at hand when you are out and about.
Choose the perfect spot around the steering wheel of your car and snap on this perfect cup holder.
The Baguette Pack™️
Hit your local bakery and pick up some steaming hot freshly baked bread knowing you will keep it safe, protected, and dry all the way home.
Slide this French delicacy into our ergonomically designed pouch and cinch it up to be on your way in no time!
The SockLocker™️
Completely turn your life around with our handy little sock storage device so you never misplace any of your precious socks.
Three proprietary sock hangers are included to neatly and safely hang your sock collection.
PuppyThumbs™️
If dogs are a man’s best friend, don’t you think they deserve opposable thumbs?!
The RightRound Cone™️
Introducing our drill bit ice cream cone extension kit! Strap on our universal bit, slide in your favorite ice cream, and full throttle ahead.
Eating your Ice Cream cone just got kicked into high gear.
The Tear-Rings™️
Our latest fashion accessory clears those tears whenever they start running down your face.
Our refillable cartridges arrive on a subscription basis once every other day so you can take a stand against your anxiety and depression.
RotarySMS™️
Text your besties like it’s 1969!
Our new smartphone attachment brings back the good old days of rotary phones but with a new 2019 twist. Plug the device into your smartphone and start spinning away letter by letter to send your next message.
NeverSpiller™️
The age-old question: To turtleneck or to not turtleneck?!
Turtle-Zipper-Neck™️
Just like your favorite zip-off pants, we have introduced this technology to everyone's essential long-necked shirt.
HandyBowl™️
Whether you are late for work or just munching on the go, strap on our portable cereal bowl for breakfast whenever.
Just hold your arm up and flat to enjoy your favorite sugar-filled cereal
