Sometimes I catch myself saying something ultra-turbo-super cool, impressing all bystanders within earshot with my scathingly quick wit and soon they fall on their knees, worshiping me.
Yes, I quote the media I consume back at people, how did you guess?
What’s that? You also want to be ultra-turbo-super cool?? Well, we’ve got you covered with 45 of the best and most memorable quotes from the modern classic - BoJack Horseman himself - for your quoting pleasure.
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#21
“I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy.”
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15points
#22
"All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together"
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15points
#23
“I need to take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
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13points
#24
Not the best, but a personal favorite:
“Why does everything have to be funny?”
“Not everything has to be funny, just jokes.”
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12points
#26
"You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late."
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11points
#27
THERE WERE EXACTLY 12. I ATE 12 MUFFINS AND I DIDNT EVEN WANT ONE. There's your god damn news story! The mystery of my missing god damn self respect! -pants-
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11points
#29
Then after the show, I'll come out and say hello. And she'll say, "BoJack? Is that you?" When her eyes spark with recognition, I'm gonna sit down next to her, I'm gonna squeeze her hand and get real close and say "F**k you, mom!"
That was the most honest thing BoJack ever said, for me.
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10points
#30
Not the best but I want to mention when Corduroy Jackson-Jackson says "it's like a rainbow but with every colour" and Bojack goes "so like a normal rainbow?"
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10points