The definition of a perfect neighbor varies per person. Some may think of someone like Ned Flanders. Others might dream of someone like Elisha Cuthbert from The Girl Next Door (2004). Either way, just like we don't get to pick our families, we don't get to choose our neighbors. And often, the result of this is an abundance of neighbor jokes online.
Funny neighbor jokes often arise from various situations that happen in the neighborhood. One may decide to move the furniture around the house late at night or have a quarrel on the balcony. While no neighbor is perfect (as we are all flawed human beings), it's the neighbors with a lack of common sense or respect for others that usually become the subjects of jokes about neighbors.
However, if simple communication fails, redirecting your discontent with your neighbors into funny jokes might help keep the peace in the community. While neighborhood jokes might not solve your disputes with the neighbors, they may as well save you some precious nerves.
Below, we've compiled a list of puns and funny jokes about neighbors that will hopefully raise your spirits and remind you that we all live under the same sky and tackle similar problems. And heck, sometimes we ourselves are those pesky neighbors! So tend one's own garden, water your own grass, and enjoy these funny jokes for adults, neighbors' edition!
#1
"My internet went down yesterday. I think my cheap neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible."
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#2
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
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#3
"Sometimes late at night, I dig a hole in the backyard to keep the nosey neighbors guessing."
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#4
"My neighbor would play his trumpet at night so I changed my Wi-Fi name to 'I can hear you.' He changed his to 'I know.'"
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#5
My neighbors said they wanted to talk to me about my bad home security habits. So I said “Sure, my door is always open.”
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#6
"Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take is really audible through the floor."
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#7
Neighbors: The only people who listen to both sides of an argument.
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#8
"My neighbors love my taste in music. They even call the police to listen it."
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#9
"My neighbor asked me to stop playing Oasis songs all night long. I said maybe..."
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#10
A guy asks his neighbor: “Please let me borrow your electric drill.” The neighbor asks: “What do you want it for?” The guy replies: “I want to get some sleep.”
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#11
"So I asked my neighbor if he could help me figure out what DIY means. He said, 'Do it yourself.' Unhelpful prick."
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#12
"My neighbor is singing under the shower again. Luckily, I can't hear her through my binoculars."
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#13
Why did the family choose to move out of the neighborhood while the neighbors were playing tennis?
Because they were a racquet.
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#14
"My neighbors called the cops on me again for playing the drums at 3 am in the morning. They should just buy me a set so I can practice in my own house."
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#15
"I watched a video on how to get better internet. I'll inform my neighbor right away."
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#16
"Once I was taking a shower singing 'Believe' by Cher and at the chorus part I heard my neighbor sing it with me."
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#17
"As she’s been searching for my name on her computer, I think my neighbor is stalking me. I saw it through my telescope last night."
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#18
"My neighbors officially hate me. Me and a few mates were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were roasting marshmallows and stuff when suddenly we hear sirens and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbor's house was on fire! Well, when we got there, the wife was crying into her husband's arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever. Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on them, watching the fire. Talk about bad timing..."
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#19
"My neighbor named his dog 5 Miles so he could say everyday he walked 5 Miles. Well this morning I ran over 5 miles."
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#20
"I think my new neighbors are really poor. You should have heard the fuss they made when their 2 year old kid swallowed a 10 pence coin earlier!"
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