Nothing can beat a pair of good nature jokes (except maybe global warming). Nature is an unavoidable aspect of Earth, and the puns about it are some of the oldest ones out there.
Jokes about nature might be the most effective way to learn about the world outside our windows.
Funny and relatable, you can’t go wrong with a joke about Mother Nature. However, some of the funniest Mother Nature jokes have a lot of secrets behind them.
When it comes to action, Mother Nature doesn’t mess around. Planet jokes that touch on aspects of nature involve at least one attribute of the natural world. Every feature of nature, from trees to the oceans, has been made fun of.
Some of the best tree jokes combine nature and humans. Just keep serious and funny tones in balance to get a better effect. If it’s too serious, you might offend some people.
If you are looking for some of the funniest jokes on Earth (pun intended), you are in luck. And if your idea of nature involves a tent and a campfire, our camping jokes are the perfect companion for the trip.
Below, we have compiled a list of some of the best jokes about Mother Nature for you to enjoy. Be sure to leave an upvote on the jokes that made you laugh or smile.
On the other hand, if you have some jokes to share, save some paper and write them in the comments below.
#2
Lion: "You’re late. We said meet at sunset."
Giraffe: "I can still see the sun."
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#3
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
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#4
"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend a fortune on gear he will only use twice a year."
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#5
"What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
"Finding half of a worm."
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#6
How do mountains see?
They peak!
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#7
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
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#9
How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?
By its bark.
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#10
What makes grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades.
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#11
Where can you find forests without trees?
On a map!
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#12
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
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#13
Why did the detectives show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
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#14
Can you tell me what color the wind is?
Blew!
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#15
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
"Don’t take me for granite."
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#16
What did the Jedi say to the tree?
"May the forest be with you."
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#17
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
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#18
"While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, "How old are they?"
The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."
"That's a rather exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
"Well," answers the guard, "The dinosaur bones were seventy three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.""
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#19
What is the best way to learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest?
Check out their web site!
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#20
"A rabbit and a beaver are looking up at the majesty of the Hoover Dam.
Finally, the beaver turns to the rabbit and says: "Well I didn't build it, but it's based on my design.""
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