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2) Trail running in the Seattle area, I had just finished a tough hill and was starting to drop down the other side. I got a good head of steam and was just enjoying letting gravity do the work. All of a sudden, a coyote darted out of the bushes right in front of me. I had too much momentum to stop in time, so I instinctually jumped over it to avoid a collision. I kept running, and he disappeared into the bushes on the other side of the trail. Pretty sure both of us kept running thinking "What?".
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A while ago I was guiding student groups on a farm in Balule reserve. We stayed in an old farm house, some rooms were turned into dorm rooms. One day a staff member went to fetch some sand from a dry riverbed nearby (he needed to make some cement). He came back saying he saw "tracks of an animal that he'd never seen". He had some of his colleagues have a look. They all said the same thing. So by now I'm intrigued and I go down to the riverbed to have a look. Sure enough; there they are. Like a buffalo, but not exactly the round shape you'd expect. Seemed like two pairs of buffalo tracks.
Then I saw it; that's not two pairs. It's four pairs ...of an animal walking upright! Goosebumps all over. Hair on my neck standing straight up. I called the warden. He came with his new sniffer dog.
That dog went to work, but it was obvious those "strange animals" knew we were on them. Out the reserve, over the railway line, back in the reserve, then again onto another farm, all the way to the horse stables at the edge of Hoedspruit town. That"'s where we caught the last one; hiding in the stables. But there were four in total. The one we got first broke a leg when jumping over the fence of the reserve. Two others try to hide under the railway line.
Later we also found the rifle, which they had thrown away while running; a .308 with a silencer. We also found bullets and a panga. Now we could charge them with something else than trespassing.
They didn't make a victim, that time. But they are successful regularly. All our anti-poaching efforts are like mopping with a running tap. I think our rhino are on the way out. We try to fight the symptoms, but cannot fight the cause. And no one seems to care on the whole planet; for just a few species (lion, rhino, elephant, pangolin) no one puts political pressure on any country in the far east.
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The guy was luckily found alive. He was lying bleeding in a pit in the snow with bloodstains all over himself and the surroundings. It turned out he had read that cutting your hands will keep you warm and prevent your fingers getting frostbitten. Maybe this guy got his mountain survival tips from the same source antivaxxers get their medical advice?
The biggest challenges of national park employees may not come from the environment, but rather from other people.
As NPR News points out, rangers often have to work with little backup and face a wide range of perils in remote territories. “One of the most dangerous places to be a law enforcement officer is inside the nation's national parks and preserves.”
Their jobs are a bit of everything: “In the course of a patrol, rangers are information booth, nature experts, jailers, evidence technicians, even coroners. Calls come over the radio about people they will have to rescue [...] and patients they will have to keep alive until an ambulance can get there.
This wide range of roles can confuse the public. The result is that some individuals don’t take park rangers as seriously as other members of law enforcement.
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This summer I was making my rounds, driving merrily up the road when I see a person with a blue sheet over their head (think like a Halloween ghost costume but with no eye holes) walking down the center of the road. I jaw drop and frantically honk my horn. There is no way I can swerve without driving off the road. The person steps out of the way just in time for me to avoid side swiping her. Before I can pull over and radio for help a truck comes around a blind curve and hits her, making her tumble down the ravine.
After her body was retrieved and identified we learned that it was a girl who had been missing for over a year.
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May have been unrelated to each other, but it was weird.
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Coming down the road one afternoon a couple miles down, we found a little girl sitting on the side of the road, barefoot in the snow. Apparently she had somehow managed to veer off the ski trails and skied down the road for a little bit. When she realized she was lost, she decided to walk. She walked for a while in her ski boots, but then I guess she figured she could walk faster barefoot? So she took off the boots and her socks and walked a good ways barefoot. She was freezing and terrified when we found her. Poor thing. We radioed for ski patrol and wrapped her up in blankets and gave her some hand warmers while we waited.
Veteran rangers Leslie Reynolds and Grady Bryant told NPR that during their time patrolling Yosemite, in Northern California, they have seen everything, from substance misuse and people bringing weapons to assaults of the very worst kind.
What’s more, park rangers also sometimes face violence from criminals and even ‘regular’ campers. In some cases, rangers lose their lives due to gun violence.
“This place is the world. It's a microcosm of the world. We have everybody. I've been on five homicides since I've been working here. Not a lot of homicides, but for a park--we're talking about a park where Mom and Pop and the kids come,” ranger Bryant said.
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They found his car on a backwoods road, near a gas pipeline trail. He went missing on Wednesday, it was now Saturday.
We split into 2-person teams and headed into the woods. We figured we would wander around for a few hours, not find anything, then go home- someone came and picked the guy up, and he was long gone.
About 20 minutes in, our captain calls in on the radio.
"Found him. Subject deceased."
We came up over the rise, and the guy was standing there, facing away from us. He looked like he was taking a leak.
He had walked about 1/2 mile back in on the gas line, tied a rope to a small tree, and hanged himself. The tree bent over so he was standing up. He asphyxiated instead of breaking his neck.
He stood there for 3 days.
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The weirdest thing that comes to mind is a bizarre beaver dam I was dealing with yesterday. A beaver had clogged up the control structure for a stormwater pond. That isn't that weird because they do it all the time. Usually, they just pile up some sticks on the outside then pack a bit of mud into it and call it a day. Not this guy. Instead, he decides to crawl into the drainage pipe with the sticks and build the dam in there. He then stacked up more sticks and mud until he reach the top of the structure. All told there was probably about 5 or 6 feet of concrete pipe that was packed solid. I don't even know how he managed to do it because even when we just got a trickle of water running through, the current was enough that we were getting worried about being sucked in. Once it was actually clear, it was a powerful torrent that should have swept any beaver away long before they could build anything.
Meanwhile, ranger Kirk Gebicke, who is stationed in the Mojave National Preserve, states that backup is “non-existent” in their area. “You can't depend on somebody else to come bail you out pretty much ever,” he said.
The ranger added that, in his experience, one of the most dangerous parts of his job is to (un)intentionally stumble into a lab that criminals use to make illegal substances. Other major challenges include having to deal with body dumps and container train robberies.
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As for mountain lion we only have rumors of one around our parts and although I saw tracks, they were not near the camera.
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I still don't know what happened or why, but I can tell you I don't go tent camping.
What is the scariest thing that you’ve ever witnessed while out in nature, Pandas?
Meanwhile, if we have any current or former national park or wildlife workers here today with us, what are the creepiest and strangest things you’ve experienced while on the job? What are the biggest challenges that you faced?
If you’re feeling social, share your thoughts in the comments below.
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I lived on the premise in a small apartment and would often walk over to the main building at night to workout at the gym. It was always empty at this time, nobody else stayed / lived there during the weekend. When I was done I would make my rounds and ensure all the light were out and doors were locked.
Outside of one of the bunkhouses was an unfinished shed that had an overhead light on it. The control for the light was inside the shed and locked. I would turn that light off almost every night, only to find it on in the morning, without fail. It wasn’t on a timer. Nobody else was around that had access.
I’ve spent my whole life working in the woods, I’m completely at home when outside in the dark. I could not walk from my apartment to the main building, at night, without wanting to run every single time.
Random Employees would come to the bunkhouse throughout the winter to stay the night on weekdays while on assignment. Numerous employees complained of bumps in the night and odd noises. Some refused to stay in the 2nd floor entirely. One man even saw an apparition disappear through the wall of his room and refused to stay there any longer. All came to me with their stories, unprompted throughout the winter.
I have many more oddities over the years, just too long to type on mobile.
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Inspecting a couple spiderwebs and looking where they may be, I spot one right in the middle of its web.
I settle in with my beer and notice a wasp-looking thing head for the first web I noticed. I thought it would fly in and get trapped, but it seemed to notice it and inspected it.
Then the Waspy-Thing landed where an anchor point was on the leaf. And sniffed around. Took off flying and looked around before discovering the second web, which it did the same to, with the same success.
Then it flew to the third web with the spider in the middle and the spider just dropped! No web to defend from, it just let go of the web when the Waspy-Thing approached!
It hit the edge of my table and deflected to the ground where it balled up, for defence. The Waspy-Thing went to the table and sniffed around a bit before descending to the floor in search of the spider.
I looked for it and couldn't find it. The spider-ball was gone. The Wasp-y Thing searched for it, sniffing with it's antennae, and myself searching with my eyes. But it was gone. One more spider escaped from the Waspy-Thing Gang
The weird thing is the spider *KNEW*.
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My optimistic hope is that an unprepared hiker tried to do a hike that was out of their league. It was way hotter than they expected, so they camped in a cave to stay cool, and the long, nearly vertical hike back out of the canyon was too much so they ditched their tent and trash and food so they wouldn't have as much to carry out.
But on the other hand, this is a huge park with literally thousands of miles of backcountry that gets almost no visitation. In the year I worked there, 10 people (that I know of) perished in the park, and less than a month after this trip someone passed away of heat stroke in the same canyon. People go missing regularly, and are often never found. A lot of people try to hike across parts of the park, and hitch hike and get dropped off instead of leaving a car they have to hike back to. Once they're in the park, a lot of people set up basecamps, then take daypacks to explore even more remote side canyons, where they can easily get hurt or in trouble without anyone knowing where they are. Whoever left their tent and food behind must have been in really desperate shape or got hurt without help, and easily could have died out with ever being found.
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First off--possums, raccoons, foxes, and coyotes all make a variety of peculiar noises, many of which I was not previously familiar with. Some sound like demons, some sound like crying children, some are just kinda their own thing and defy immediate description.
The only creepy thing I've ever seen have been lights in the woods. It's hard to tell how far away they are, I would guess 300-400m, but it's dark. They're a yellowish sort of white, and appear to quickly and smoothly fade on and off in the span of about a second. I've only ever seen one light at a time, and after it happens once there are no repeats. It's too bright to be a firefly, not bright enough to be a distant car, and too smooth and random to be someone with a flashlight. My imagination has drifted to stories of will-o'-wisps, but I think it's probably just some kind of bioluminescence or else an optical illusion brought about by squinting to see through a darkened forest.



