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"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
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"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread

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Working as a mystery shopper is often marketed as a super flexible part-time opportunity for students. You (supposedly) get paid for your time, choose the hours you work, and scoop up some freebies along the way. What's not to like, right? Well, a lot of things.
A few days ago, Redditor DishsoapOnASponge described their personal experience with the gig to the platform's 'Antiwork' community and explained why they absolutely hated it. As the story went viral, many more who also got a taste of the industry pitched in, reminding us that all that glitters is not gold.

#1

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I used to work for a luxury department store and our mystery shoppers were usually chosen from our pool of top clients.
One of my top shoppers called me ahead of her mystery shop to coach me through the expectations so I’d get my bonus.
131points

#2

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I work at a bank and we are suppose to build a relationship with EVERY customer. I’m a normal understanding dude that knows not everyone sitting with me has 30 minutes for me to speak about their job, family, what they like doing for fun, where do they bank outside etc. one day my market director comes in and sits in a nearby cubicle to eavesdrop to see if I’m building foundation with clients. The first client I sit with specifically wanted to refinance with our lending advisor he’s worked with before. I simply set up the appointment and the guy is super thankful I was able to get what he wanted in a timely matter. My MD on the other hand was not happy. I did a horrible job in her eyes. I still don’t understand till today what I’m suppose to do. “I’m here to refinance with Robert, he’s helped me before” “great how was your weekend” “tell me about your family” “what do you do for a living” “what do you like doing for fun” doesn’t seem genuine nor beneficial to either of us in that moment
126points

We got in touch with DishsoapOnASponge, and they agreed to have a little chat with us. "I became a mystery shopper as a way to make ends meet," the Redditor told Bored Panda. "I recently got a 2% raise while my rent increased by over 20%. I needed to make some extra money."

"I figured I would be taking photos of the store and making sure that the employees are helping customers and pricing items correctly. And some of the jobs are like that, but others are making sure employees stick to a script that is completely unrealistic."

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"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I went to TGI Fridays as a mystery shopper many years ago. The bartender told me not to bother upgrading to the large cocktail because they didn't put any more alcohol in it. Obviously, that was bad for the business but we gave them full marks anyway cos it was a classy move and they get rewards for a good mystery shopper score.
125points

#4

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
When I was a teenager I was fired from a theater chain where I worked in concessions. We were supposed to try and upsell popcorn and drink sizes. The mystery shopper was a very old woman that ordered a small popcorn and small drink. I didn't try and upsell her because I figured she was living on a fixed income and I wasn't going to push unnecessary expense on an old woman. Got fired about 30 minutes after the interaction.
115points

Mystery shopping companies insist that their services should be used only for employee incentive programs and that punishment is an inappropriate use of the data they collect.

However, the internet is full of stories about retail and restaurant chains with a policy where two bad mystery shops will get you fired.

Mystery shoppers know this, and, as we can see from these stories, refuse to give bad scores to workers as a form of solidarity.

However, if the underlying premise of mystery shopping is measuring the consistency in achieving a specific level of performance, doesn't this make the whole practice obsolete?

#5

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I was once mystery-shopped at a Petsmart by someone who asked for help finding food and toys for her guinea pig. We had a great interaction, talked about guinea pig needs, nutrition, etc.
80% on my mystery shop score because I forgot to ask the GP’s name. My bad I guess, but…wow I’m glad my retail days are over. I just don’t care what your rodent’s name is.
112points

#6

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I've mystery shopped in the UK for about 12 years. As long as the staff hit the brief vaguely (mention the right brands etc) I'm not marking them down, I also don't mark down obvious new starts or folk who are overwhelmed, I've worked in retail and hospitality and remember how soul destroying it can be, plus this is the UK - too much enthusiasm is unnerving!
110points

"Some of the mystery shopping jobs are things like looking for typos on products on the shelf," DishsoapOnASponge pointed out. "I think that can be very useful information for companies to have.

"But to use mystery shopping as a way to discipline employees is outdated."

If a business wants to evaluate itself from the customer's point of view, it should probably think of another way to do it.

#7

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I got written up as a waiter because two mystery shoppers came in and asked for a dessert to be split. This was not a dessert you could split (it would look awful since it came served in a mason jar) so I instead to give them two for the price of one (totally within my ability to do and even got permission from chef). That was the wrong answer though and I was dragged into the office the next day to sign a write-up, so i put my two weeks in instead because it was total BS.
106points

#8

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
The company I used to work for would secret shop us so often that I knew the secret shoppers by first name. It hit a point where we had an agreement they'd mark my team high, and they can collect an easy paycheck.
We ran that scam for YEARS.
83points

#9

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I worked at Buffalo wild wings for a couple months. I "failed" a mystery shopping guest experience whatever they're called and was required to attend an unpaid "Sunday school" re-education one on one with the manager.
He sat me down around 7am and lectured me that I must introduce myself by name, tell the customer about the beer of the week, ask if they were visiting for a special occasion, wing sauce, and a handful of other things. I missed maybe 4 of the mandatory interactions.
I told my manager I remembered the interaction well, and won't forget it. It was Monday April 15th 2013. All of the 47ish tvs they had hanging on the walls switched to breaking news. The Boston marathon bombing. Everyone, including myself sat in silence thinking another 9/11 was taking place. When I told manager twatwaffle about the distraction he replied "BWW holds a certain standard and a bombing in another city is no excuse for missing 4 marks."
I walked out on them a couple weeks later during the Kentuckey derby. F**k BWW
77points

#10

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I work for a retail store that received a mystery shop the day a nearby forest fire reached our town. The fire didn't reach inhabited areas of the county until later that evening but the store was already really smoky at the time of the mystery shop. The employees basically bombed the shop because we were more concerned with the progress of the fire than asking customers a zillion probing questions. The smokiness of the sales floor was cited in the section for additional comments.
Didn't matter that the event ended up being the biggest natural disaster in the past 100 years in the entire state, that damned mystery shop was still allowed to stand and count against us on our yearly evaluations.
76points

#11

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I used to work in retail at a large national chain store and I could immediately tell which customers are the mystery shoppers because the flow of conversation and line of questioning seemed very unnatural. Maybe the mystery shoppers aren’t very good “*actors*” either. I think of them as aliens in human body suits. They talk like weird NPCs even though I am ACTUALLY the NPC. 😒 Anyway, as soon as I detect them, I make it so obvious that I am overly helpful with my obviously fake smile and fake enthusiasm. I pass every time and get rewarded with Starbucks gift cards. All in the name of “customer service” but really, it’s all about the sale.
65points

#12

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
When I was growing my small retail chain, I came up with my own mystery shopper program and I would deputize my friends and family and their friends. It had four questions and a place for comments:
1. Were you greeted pleasantly when you came in?
2. Did we say goodbye and thank you for coming by when you left?
3. Did someone check-in with you at some point to see if you had any questions?
4. Were we nice?
It had some other check boxes about times of day, how many other customers were in the store, etc.
That's it, that's all that really matters in retail. You can teach sales, you can teach technology, but you can't teach nice.
63points

#13

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
Mystery shopper programs are absolute trash. One day I’ll post my company’s shopper report because it is f**ken intensive. It’s pages long and full of ridiculous requirements that no customer in their right mind is going to want to encounter. There’s also no way an employee will remember every talking point because there’s so many! I remember we got scored low on greeting once because “the greeter was not prompt or enthusiastic.” Not only is that all subjective, we’re short staffed! The greeter was probably ringing because no one else was able to. They’re already spewing a separate script at the register. We barely have the manpower and time to get basic things done with all the service requirements pushed on us. Of course we’re gonna score low on “presence” because we’re running around trying to keep our shelves filled and can’t just wait by the door to attack everyone who pops in with the ever growing script.
There’s something unethical or immoral, idk yet, about mystery shopper programs. They give me strong 1984/handmaids tale/Soviet union vibes. I have such an intense hatred for the whole thing.
61points

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"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I once worked at a gas station and failed a mystery shop that was specifically about cigarettes. The lady came in and started asking if I could recommend the lowest tar brand, one with charcoal in the filter, one with less X chemical than the rest. Uh no, that was not part of my $8/hr training.
61points

#15

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I got secret shopped as a server and didn’t hit the supposed marks, but the shoppers had a great time and said they’d come back and ask for me. Didn’t stop the manager making an example out of me to the rest of the team as what not to do even though I SECURED A REPEAT CUSTOMER FOR THE COMPANY dfjjffhgsfhjjg
53points

#16

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I used to be a mystery shopper when there was no work. Pays s**t and I'm really not keen into the idea of making some poor soul stuck in retail life more miserable... so I just gave the best evaluations each time.
50points

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"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I worked in a f*****g psych hospital and we had these. It wasn't in person, but someone would call in having x problem with their child and we had to ask them all these very specific questions and make an appointment for them. I got one caller and I asked all the questions, but told them we had no appointments until 3 weeks out, which was the truth (these were not emergencies--they were people wanted to be evaluated for PHP/IOP/OP, not inpatient hospitalization). I was told that I should have given them a sooner appointment. Like, we literally didn't have one? And I didn't know it was a mystery shop?
We all got really good at identifying the calls and just making them an appointment for the next day even though there were no real appointments. We got a fax about ten minutes after a mystery call telling us to cancel the appointment, so we knew right away if it had been a mystery shop. If not, we had to call the actual person back and be like, uh, we need to reschedule you.
Oh, it was a for-profit hospital, in case there were any doubts.
48points

#18

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I was a mystery shopper. I lied through my teeth, giving max or almost max points. I only ever gave one negative audit, and thats because the interaction was so negative, if I was a real customer, I would have walked out.
46points

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"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
I did one of these once. I was supposed to go into a club in nyc and get a drink at the bar. I get to the door but they randomly kept me waiting at the door and didn’t let me in. The door man seemed to single me out and let everyone in but me at some point. I am a nicely dressed decent looking young lady. They eventually let everyone else but me in a few at a time. Most people only waited 5-20 minutes. A few groups of people tried to tell them I was with them because they saw what was happening and they felt bad and I’m super friendly and talked to everyone waiting, but they didn’t let me in. It made me feel terrible, like I wasn’t good enough or that I was ugly or the unpopular kid in school purposely being left out. Then after like an hour or so, I get tired of waiting and started getting cold and I pull the head door guy over and show him the email saying I’m a secret shopper which I’m not supposed to do, but I still need to get in to test the bar. He reads it and goes from being smug to being very serious and urgently telling the other guy to let me in now. And the other guy was like “what? Her? But I thought..”And it was obvious they had decided they were never going to let me in. I go in and do the bar thing and leave. Let’s just say the door people got a terrible horrible review.
46points

#20

"I’m Glad My Retail Days Are Over": 30 Mystery Shopper Experiences That Show The Ugly Side Of Retail, As Shared On This Online Thread
Man years ago I worked at Yankee candle and one of our requirements with every customer is to keep offering them items until they tell you “no” 3 times. We had weekly secret shoppers and meetings going over what the secret shopper said. I’m the worlds worst sales person and hate pushing people into things they aren’t comfortable with so it was just life sucking. Plus customers hate to be bothered so much I have no idea why so many places require it.
People who are rude to employees because they find it annoying are the worst because it’s like “sorry I know this is annoying but I will get fired if I don’t do this” just play along and let people live
44points
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