My Roommates And I Satirize Consumerism And Hipster Culture With A Unique Marketing Scheme

A group of sophomores (myself included) studying at a liberal arts college in Maine have begun selling lichen from their dormitory suite. Offering to "spruce up" boring posters and to give life to fallow furnishings, these pioneering young marketers have found little financial success, despite their free-of-charge installation service and staggering exam-week discount. Nonetheless, these decorator visionaries remain optimistic. To quote the founder of the exciting new venture, "Our product is fresh, organic, and cheap! Buy it by the gram or buy it by the ounce, your room will never look better. Plain walls? Lackluster tapestries? Boring roommates? We've got the answer and you're definitely going to lich'n it!"