Taking part in any sport is a real challenge. Just think how awkward you are when you’ve just started learning how to play, say, squash, polo, or roque! You might’ve even thought that such levels of awkwardness did not exist until you yourself tried participating in said sports. Of course, with tenacity and some sweat, you do become at the very least an average player, but those moments of utter clumsiness are still with you. And you know what the best thing to do with those memories is? Laugh at them, of course. And if such memories are too few for you to make your belly ache with mirth, don’t worry, as this is our selection of the best sports jokes that have ever existed on the internet. And the sheer amount of these funny jokes should do the trick!
And it truly doesn’t matter which of the sports you sympathize with - all of them are covered in this compendium. For those thinking about bouncy orange balls all day long, we have basketball jokes. For the aficionados of running, kicking, and sliding sideways on the grass, we have soccer jokes. And for those with ruined elbows, we have a nice selection of tennis jokes! So, no matter where your moments of ineptitude began, you will find a cool joke here that will make you feel seen and heard.
So, are you ready to read our jokes about sports? If yes, then tighten up your shoelaces, put on a sweatband, take a sip of your fav electrolyte drink and get ready to sweat out some calories laughing! Give the funny sports jokes you liked the best your vote and share this article with your friends!
#1

Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?
The tooth fairy.
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#2

Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
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#3

What is the most depressing thing about tennis?
You’ll never be as good as a wall.
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#4

What are the rules for zebra baseball?
Three stripes and you’re out.
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#5

My friend and I visited Canada together for the first time.
We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out.
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#6

Where do cheating gymnasts go?
Behind parallel bars!
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#7

When should baseball players wear armor?
When they’re playing knight games.
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#8

Why doesn’t the basketball team have a website?
They can’t string together three Ws.
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#9

What kind of tea do football players drink?
Penaltea.
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#10

How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they all say, “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”
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#11

What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
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#12

What is the hardest thing about skateboarding?
Concrete.
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#13

What is cardboard’s favorite sport?
Boxing.
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#14

My partner just split up with me because they think I’m obsessed with football. I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons.
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#15

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
If he raises them both, he’d fall down.
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#16

Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA?
Supposedly he’s a whistleblower.
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#17

Why couldn’t the all-star football player listen to any music?
He broke all the records.
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#18

What does a hockey play and a magician have in common?
They both do hat tricks.
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#19

Why couldn’t anyone see the soccer ball?
The defense cleared it.
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#20

What does a Timberwolves fan do after they win the finals?
Turn off his Playstation and go to bed.
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