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#1
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a turkey?
|chicken|×|turkey|sinθ.
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#2
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops.
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#3
"I was studying frequency in my physics class. Now my brain Hertz."
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#4
What a physicist hears when he watches Star Wars:
"May the mass times acceleration be with you!"
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#5
Do you know why physicists are bad at sex?
Because they can’t find the position when they have momentum and when they find a position, they lose the momentum.
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#6
Why is electricity an ideal citizen?
Because it conducts itself so well.
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#7
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a whiskey?” The bartender smiles and says, “For you, no charge.”
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#8
"I have a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum."
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#9
What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr’ed.
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#10
A bar walks into a man… oops, wrong frame of reference.
A neutrino walks through a bar.
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#11
What did one photon say to the other photon?
"I’m sick and tired of your interference."
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#12
Definition of a tachyon: A gluon that hasn’t dried completely.
Alternate definition: A subatomic particle devoid of taste.
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#13
What is an astronomical unit?
One hell of a big apartment.
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#14
A subatomic duck gives zero quarks about your opinion.
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#15
"As a physicist, I find myself working with engineers quite often. I used to have a hard time until I figured out what we have in common. We both wish we were physicists."
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#16
A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks “Do you need help with your luggage?”
The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I’m travelling light.”
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#17
Distance raptor over time raptor equals…
Velociraptor.
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#18
The watch felt really stupid; ts cog-nitive processes were down.
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#19
What do you call someone who steals energy from the museum?
A Joule thief!
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#20
Studying radioactivity is as easy as alpha, beta and gamma.
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