Let’s be honest: dark humor jokes are not for everyone. Not for every place, either. You have to be able to read the room almost perfectly in order to get the best reaction to these twisted jokes. Don’t go around strangers cracking dark jokes. You never know the backstory of the person and how they will react to your dark humor jokes with no limits. But if you’re in a circle of close friends whom you know are open to this kind of humor, crack away!
This type of humor can really make your stomach hurt. A dark joke can consist of many things, and you can flavor it to fit any occasion. Some of them are straight-up offensive jokes, others can involve a gut-bending plot twist. There are even some dark humor dad jokes! But, as we mentioned, it takes two to tango, so the recipient of the joke is just as important as the corny joke itself.
What Are Some of the Best Dark Humor Jokes?
If you are looking for the very best dark jokes to tell your friends, we’ve got you covered. Bored Panda community voted for and picked the very best ones. Hence, we’re confident that the first ten entries on this list can be dubbed the top 10 dark humor jokes on the internet.
#21
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
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#22
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
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#23
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
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#24
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
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#25
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
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#26
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!
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#27
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Being a sniper is awesome.
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#28
My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, son," I told him.
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#29
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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#30
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
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#31
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
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#32
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
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#34
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
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#35
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? A family photo.
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#36
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient. "Give me the good news first," the patient said. "Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live." "That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "I've been trying to reach you for two days."
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#37
Since the pandemic started, my wife just stands there sadly looking through the window. I should probably go let her in.
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#38
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
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#39
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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#40
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
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