You’re the cinephile of your group of friends. You’ve seen every movie on those lists of the best films of all time. You’re always up to date on the latest news about the hottest celebrities. Your watchlist on IMDb is endless and you can rattle off trivia about any great film ever made. You love going to the cinema as much as you love watching the newest flick curled up in bed with a bowl of popcorn (extra butter, of course).
Congratulations! If the description fits you like a glove, you’re officially eligible for our collection of movie jokes and puns! I mean, if you weren’t such a movieholic, you wouldn’t get some of these movie-themed jokes anyway. Test your knowledge and have some fun in the process with our list of funny jokes about films!
We’ve gathered everything from cinema jokes to movie puns, celebrity jokes, and everything in between. You’ll have plenty of material to work with when you need a quick joke or pun for those days when you just can’t think of anything funny on your own.
#1
Life tip: watch the movie "Jaws" backwards.
It is a heartwarming story about a giant white shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
It is a heartwarming story about a giant white shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
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#2
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.
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#3
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange for movie night, but I said no.
I had Stranger Things to watch.
I had Stranger Things to watch.
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#4
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
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#5
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
"Mufasa!"
"Mufasa!"
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#6
Ever hear about the movie called "Constipation"?
It never came out.
It never came out.
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#7
A girl is fed up with her boyfriend's unhealthy obsession with detective movies, and wants to break up with him.
Girl: "This is too much. We really should split up."
Boy: "Good idea, we can cover more ground that way."
Girl: "This is too much. We really should split up."
Boy: "Good idea, we can cover more ground that way."
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#8
I made a movie about farm life... But the film quality was too grainy and the plot was very corny.
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#9
What’s a climate activist’s favourite movie?
"Mad at gas car".
"Mad at gas car".
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#10
I don’t get why so many people have an issue with The Kardashians show.
I like to compare it to the Lego movie with all of the plastic parts moving around.
I like to compare it to the Lego movie with all of the plastic parts moving around.
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#11
Netflix: Do you want to watch a 10-hour movie?
Me: No way! Are you insane?
Netflix: How about I break up the movie into ten 1-hour episodes and you see them all in one sitting?
Me: I am in!
Me: No way! Are you insane?
Netflix: How about I break up the movie into ten 1-hour episodes and you see them all in one sitting?
Me: I am in!
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#12
Stallone: "I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Vivaldi."
VanDamme: "I’ll be Mozart."
Schwarzenegger: "Stop it guys I’m not saying it."
VanDamme: "I’ll be Mozart."
Schwarzenegger: "Stop it guys I’m not saying it."
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#13
I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, no nudity and no profanity.
It was a little overrated.
It was a little overrated.
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#14
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
Because she will let it go.
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#15
What is Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?
"Frozen".
"Frozen".
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#16
What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers.
The trailers.
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#17
Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It’s a blockbuster.
It’s a blockbuster.
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#18
How did Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
Witherspoon.
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#19
I would like to appear on Celebrity Apprentice with Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I don't want to be Terminated.
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#20
Is your name Ariel?
Because I think we mermaid for each other!
Because I think we mermaid for each other!
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