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32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was

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Legendary old Hollywood comedian Buster Keaton had a very specific type of persona - no matter what happened to his character during the film, no matter what ridiculous situations he got into, he always kept a "poker face" of a sort. Well, many of the characters in our selection today are somewhat similar to Buster Keaton...
Today we have the honor of presenting to you a list of three dozen stories that netizens witnessed when someone, while in public, behaved in a completely strange way. Strange - if not stupid. However, it is up to you to decide how stupid it was.
More info: Reddit

#1

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
I was working the front desk at a gym. An older guy swiped his card to check in at the same time as a decent-sized t**d slid out of his shorts and fell to the carpeted floor. He was about to go in to the locker room like nothing happened but I said "Sir?" and pointed at it in shock. He turned around, looked at it, picked it up in his bare hand and kept going in to the locker room like he had just picked up his keys or something.

I looked at the personal trainer next to me and we looked at each other like wtf?
60points

#2

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
I worked at public libraries for many years and one of the most random things I’ve seen was turning a corner and seeing a woman hunched over cutting her hair onto the floor. Just…trimming her hair and letting it fall all over the library floor. Checking the ends to make sure they were good…then trimming some more.

All customer service training went out the window as I bellowed “What are you doing!?! NO! JUST…NO!” She had the grace to look ashamed and try and scoop up all her little hair pieces.
59points

#3

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Dude went out of his way to hit my friend's service dog with a cart at Costco. He then proceeded to follow them around the store because he thought it was funny how the dog would get visibly stressed out when he approached with the cart. Piece of s**t was wearing a "Back the Blue" shirt too of course, like sir are you aware you are committing a felony?
55points

It all started, as often happens, in the AskReddit community, where a couple of days ago the user u/Such_Alternative1975 asked the question: "What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve ever seen someone do in public like it was completely normal?"

Oh, I wish they hadn't done that - because the comments (and there are now over 1.3K of them) have become such a cringe festival that it was damn hard for us to choose stories for you, believe me. But we did it.

#4

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
A guy used his car key to clean out his ear and then put it into his mouth. Walking out of walmart, naturally.
47points

#5

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Threw mashed potatoes at the waitress because they had gravy on them.
46points

#6

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Had a lady light a cigarette in the bank the other day. This was after insisting that the gold $100 bill she tried to give me was real. The, she told my manager to f**k off and that she wasn't the manager. She clearly wasn't well, but it was all wild.
44points

Some of the situations described here can be explained by a simple word - alcohol. Or something even stronger and worse. A drunk person's threshold for assessing moral values ​​is greatly reduced, and they are ready to do things that they would never do under any circumstances if they were sober. Moreover, they sometimes sincerely consider what they are doing to be funny or cool.

Alcohol affects people's consciousness in different ways - some fall asleep peacefully after a couple of glasses, while for others, on the contrary, all the fuses in their heads turn off, and their inner trickster wakes up. If you remember the plot of the old comedy The Hangover, you will definitely know what I'm talking about.

#7

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Knickers round one ankle, skirt hoiked up at the front, leg up on the sink for easy access hacking away at her pubes with a razor in a supermarket toilet.

We made direct eye contact. I walked right back out of there.
41points

#8

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
A guy on the subway peeling and eating a whole raw onion like it was an apple, dead serious.
40points

#9

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Eat a random pill they found on the floor of the bus. Then take out a beat up iPhone and try to identify what the pill was.
40points

A separate category of situations is when people think that they aren't seen by anyone else. And then, it must be said, completely unexpected instincts awaken in many of us. For example, to eat food that has fallen on the floor, to throw garbage past the trash can on the street, and even to commit some minor offense. For example, to break traffic rules...

In fact, much of our life is the result of the so-called "social contract" between people, that is, not the absolute truth, but the result of people's agreement to consider it as such. And we, when we're not seen (or we think that we are not seen), involuntarily protest against these "game rules." And then we're surprised to be caught doing something completely unhinged.

#10

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Saw a chick go into a sandwich shop while drunk with her friends, and instead of waiting to use the bathroom, just squatted over the mop bucket in the dining room and pissed like it was no big deal in front of a full crowd of strangers. Dinner theater.
40points

#11

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
A very professional looking woman (think skirt suit and matching shoes) was walking in front of us in Spain. Suddenly she slapped the absolute s**t out of her own face.
No stopping, no change in facial expression either. Smacked herself so hard I had secondhand sting.
38points

#12

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
I saw someone pick up dog poop with their bare hand at the dog park and then walk to throw it out in the trash can.

Most ironic part about the whole thing is that there were bags that they could have used right next to the trash can. I wonder about people sometimes.
38points

Of course, there are situations when smart people just do some completely stupid things. Why does this actually happen? For example, because sometimes "dizziness from success" happens, people acquire irrational confidence in their own infallibility - and even having made a mistake, they try to convince others that it was not a mistake, or that they had actually planned to do it exactly that way.

"When smart people make dumb mistakes, it usually isn’t because of stupidity, ignorance, or apathy," Donalee Markus Ph.D. says in her article on Psychology Today. "They make dumb mistakes because they’ve been seduced by their own success, and the rewards of success help them develop expectations about how things are supposed to be."

Of the stories we’re telling you today, examples like these make up a significant, if not the most significant, share as well.

#13

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Used to work in a pub. Had a crazy old lady ask for a half of bitter. Takes the glass, puts it in her handbag and walks out. I was about to go get the glass back when the manager stopped me and said “It’s probably not worth it…”.
38points

#14

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
I was tutoring a student at a public library in Orlando, and the student was unusually distracted, periodically glancing behind me over my shoulder.

Eventually I asked the student what was up and he told me that a man behind me was watching p**n on one of the library computers behind me. He was a college kid, so I didn't figure that he could be that phased.

When I turned around, what I saw, with absolutely no effort to conceal it, was an old man watching naked, morbidly obese women being aggressively strangled.
37points

#15

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
I once saw a woman in a supermarket queue eating a whole stick of butter like it was an ice cream. I moved to the next queue. .
36points

Be that as it may, and even if you don’t want to understand the possible reasons why people behave the way they do, I think you’ll find these stories interesting, from the lite odd to the totally cringy. So please feel free to read these stories, and if you’ve ever witnessed something similar too, we're open to your own tales in the comments below!

#16

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Watched someone on the bus eating ice cream bars, one after the other, out of a box. Finished one box, started another. About half way through that box they paused, rummaged around in their many bags, came out with a needle, and stabbed it into their thigh, and continued eating the ice cream.
35points

#17

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Was on the subway and a lady across from me started brushing her teeth and spitting on the floor. She then washed her face with her water bottle.
35points

#18

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Walking down the street in Barcelona and a guy takes his phone out and full on licks the screen to clean it. Whole tongue out using the entire surface, with force, for at least the 3 steps he walked by me !!
33points

#19

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
P**s in the middle of dollar tree

i didnt actually see the lady do it, a customer let me know about it, but the next day, my manager showed me and my coworkers the security camera footage. she legit just crouched down, pissed, and then got back up and walked away as if nothing happened.
32points

#20

32 Things People Saw Others Do In Public That Left Them Flabbergasted At How Unhinged It Was
Y'know those plastic dividers the cashiers at the supermarket use to divide your groceries from someone else's? I saw a cashier at Safeway pick one of those up, insert it down inside his shirt to scratch his back, and then put it right back on the conveyor belt in between the groceries as if that was a perfectly normal thing to do. 🤢🤮

I went home and promptly called the manager to report it.
30points
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