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“The Most Beautiful Place I’ve Argued With My Wife”: 67 Of The Most Hilarious Reviews (New Pics)
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“The Most Beautiful Place I’ve Argued With My Wife”: 67 Of The Most Hilarious Reviews (New Pics)

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Nowadays, there’s really no excuse not to know what you want for dinner. Because if you just hop on your phone, you can find detailed reviews and menus for every restaurant in your area. In fact, you can find reviews for pretty much every single eatery, company, product, hotel, and service. And as it turns out, some of these reviews are pretty hilarious.
We visited the Google Reviews and Humorous Reviews subreddits and gathered some of their funniest posts below. From brutally honest commentary about customer experiences to critiques that don’t really make any sense, we hope you’ll enjoy reading through these wild reviews. And be sure to upvote the ones that would definitely influence your opinion of a business!

#1 A Review Of A Local Cemetery

A 5-star review titled No One I Know Buried There Has Ever Complained About It. A hilariously honest review.
106points

#2 Kid Friendly For Friendly Kids. Give The Gators The Others

A screenshot of a humorous online review for the Arkansas Alligator Farm & Petting Zoo, with honest reviews for the tourist attraction.
103points

#3 Wholesome

A smiling man in a black fiddlers cap and glasses with a text review saying "just look at me now." Hilariously honest reviews.
102points

How often do you actually take the time to review a business or service? Maybe if you receive incredible service, you’ll feel inspired to praise the staff. Or if you have a terrible experience, you might want to warn other patrons to steer clear of the place. But according to Oz Reviews, only between 5 and 10% of customers actually leave reviews for products and services they purchase.

When it comes to what influences customers to leave reviews, the biggest factors are their satisfaction levels, how easy the review process is, incentives for leaving a review (such as a discount on their next purchase), when they’re asked to leave the review, and what the current trends are on any given review platform. 

#4 Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon

A hilarious honest review of a disappointing waffle maker from an Indian customer, giving it one star on Amazon.
99points

#5 Five Stars For The Sheriff's Department

A hilariously honest review for County Sheriff's Office, "Very professional people not one laugh when they came to my house and my head was stuck in my fence."
99points

#6 Hilarious Review Of An EA Game

A review giving 1 star by Mattayx, with the sarcastic comment "Congratulations EA. You have earned one star." This is a hilariously honest review.
97points

It’s in a company’s best interest to encourage customers to leave reviews, though. Fera reports that a whopping 93% of customers say they read reviews before making a purchase, and two-thirds of consumers say that having many online reviews makes a brand look legitimate online. 

But it’s important for these reviews to actually be honest. 68% of customers say they won’t trust a company’s reviews if there aren’t any negative ones. And 95% suspect that reviews are being censored or faked completely in that situation. It can be painful to leave negative reviews up as a business owner, but it’s better to learn from them than try to hide them.  

#7 Wonderful Asian Restaurant Claps Back

A restaurant review where a customer is disappointed about missing shrimp, reflecting a huge disappointment in food reviews.
81points

#8 Botanical Bliss

A hilarious review of Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew, a huge disappointment for arguing couples. Honest reviews like this are funny!
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72points

#9 The Owner Replied

A Google review showing a customer's huge disappointment with McDonald's and the owner's terse reply. Hilariously honest reviews.
65points

Fera also found that business owners shouldn’t treat reviews passively. Companies that reply to reviews at least 25% of the time report having an average of 35% more revenue. And 95% of unhappy customers will actually return to a business if the issues they complained about are resolved quickly and efficiently. Meanwhile, customers spend up to 49% more money at businesses that actively reply to reviews.

#10 Not Much More To Say

An Amazon customer review describing "Good Lube" and pretending to be a slug in the bathroom. Hilariously honest reviews.
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64points

#11 I Love This New Translator App

A screenshot of an iPhone app store review page with a 5-star rating for "Very easily to work (v1.0)," a huge disappointment.
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64points

#12 For "Police Strength" Pepper Spray

An Amazon review with 1-star for SABRE, a huge disappointment with the product's police strength. Hilariously honest review.
63points

Online reviews can really make or break a business. If they’re overwhelmingly positive, they can act as free advertising for a company. However, if they’re extremely negative, they can drive herds of customers away. But the good thing is that they can change over time. So if your company has been hit by a couple of one-star reviews, you might be able to turn things around by asking satisfied customers to share their thoughts online. If you know you provided excellent service or they expressed vocally how happy they were, don’t be too shy to encourage them to share their thoughts online.  

#13 Police Station Review

A police department review with five stars, praising police cars and treatment. A truly hilarious review, not a disappointment.
63points

#14 Honestly, I Did Plan To Label My Cat So This Review I Found Is Very Helpful

An Amazon product review shows a disappointed orange cat with a label "a cat" on its forehead, exemplifying hilariously honest reviews.
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57points

#15 I Was Told This Subreddit Would Enjoy This Quite A Bit

A hilarious review about consuming too much 5-Hour Energy, warning of a huge disappointment if done.
55points

It’s also wise for companies to focus on their reviews across multiple platforms. There’s Yelp, Facebook Reviews, Google Reviews, Trustpilot, REVIEWS.io, and more. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, as that might cause you to miss out on valuable clientele. And if you need to get the ball rolling, you can start posting your own menus, photos, prices, and services on each platform to encourage customers to check it out. 

#16 Chernobyl In Google Reviews

A user review from Dan Shreffler, rated three stars, with the honest review "Still nicer than Detroit." This is a hilariously honest review.
55points

#17 Another Review On The Statue Of Liberty

A hilarious review from Ryan Tessman: "She made me feel short... BAD TIME! NOT WORTH IT!" This is a huge disappointment.
53points

#18 One Way Of Describing It

One Way Of Describing It
52points

If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that people will inject humor into literally every single situation. I mean, we have memes about serious mental health issues and tragedies taking place around the globe. So it’s no surprise that customers want to be silly when reviewing businesses and products too. And there’s really nothing wrong with it! As long as they’re honest and get their point across, isn’t making readers laugh just an added bonus?

#19 Not Enough Wood

A review for Will C Wood High School, 5 years ago, titled "I didn't see as much wood as I wanted too." Hilariously honest review.
44points

#20 I Think He Misread It A Little

A Google Maps review of the Massachusetts State House with a 1-star rating and a review calling it a huge disappointment.
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