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40 Tales Of Cats Being Absolute Hooligans, As Shared By Netizens
Animals,CatsOCT 8, 2025

40 Tales Of Cats Being Absolute Hooligans, As Shared By Netizens

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Cats are notoriously known as evil masterminds because of the mischief they get up to while also knowing how to tug on their human’s heartstrings. That’s why every feline owner knows they’re in for trouble when they get a pet kitty, but they still can’t resist the charms of these wonderful creatures.
Some cat lovers who truly trust their feline buddy feel that even if they do destructive things, they’ll try to show how sorry they are. This idea is debatable among pet owners, and the stories in this list show exactly why.
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#1

40 Tales Of Cats Being Absolute Hooligans, As Shared By Netizens
I have a stuffed squirrel that I've had since I was 3 years old. My favorite aunt gave it to me, and she died when I was 10, so even though it has no real value, it has sentimental value to me. My cat stole it. She has little hiding spots all over the house and we don't even know where they all are. I checked all of them I know and couldn't find it and cried because this little stuffed animal means the world to me. She saw me crying tried to cuddle to make me feel better (which didn't work) and a little while later, she returned the squirrel, my missing hair brush (that I gave up on finding, and which she apparently drags along by the bristles), a tube of neosporine that disappeared off my bathroom sink, and my missing sock that I gave up trying to find 6 months ago. Who knows what else she has stashed away πŸ˜‚.
62points

#2

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Maybe not the type of destruction you'd think about when it comes to cats but I think it fits here...

My cat texted "😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘" from my husband's phone to a potential high dollar customer. My husband apologized and tried to explain that it was the cat but we never heard from the guy again. It is/was of course hilarious but we do fully believe we lost the customer solely because he was creeped out. It would've been a $500k+ job😬

Our cat looked very proud, we laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes, we still laugh years later. What else can you do🀷.
42points

#3

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Mine jumped on the stove to get to her favorite perch on top of the fridge and turned on the gas. No flames but the second I opened the door it was obvious the house was filled with propane. Luckily she was fine.

She was not supposed to eat before her spay appointment. Came home from work the morning of her appointment to find her had opened the big pitcher of dry food and fed herself. Had to reschedule and the vet got a good laugh out of it.

Out on a walk, encountered another cat, also leashed, who was lying on his doorstep. They approached one another with all signs of a friendly encounter, tails and ears up. He said β€œhello, new friend” and she said β€œI WILL END YOU” in a flash. I grabbed her (don’t do this) so she didn’t k**l him. She scratched me, bit my right hand and punctured a vein in my wrist. It took me half an hour to get her home, a block and a half, she was fully weaponized and freaked out. Absolutely fine the second we got home. There was blood everywhere and had to go to urgent care to get antibiotics for the bite. She never got to the other cat, he’s fine.
39points

Having a pet is a big responsibility, and whether you get a cat or a dog, you need to be prepared for some chaos and messiness. Just like you might have noticed from this list, cats are more prone to jumping on stuff, biting things, or scratching whatever they can find, whereas dogs might get restless, drool on furniture, or break bigger items.

It’s truly difficult to decide which kind of pet is more destructive, but animal experts state that a dog might get into more trouble, purely out of boredom. Since felines require a lot less attention and seem to enjoy their own company much more, they might not engage in as much mischievous behavior just for attention; however, most cat parents might disagree.

#4

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My boy got the zoomies and I happened to be in his path. He used my face as a jump pad with his claws out trying to get to a shelf above my head and gave me a gash across my nose. Alot of blood. Would not stop making biscuits on me afterward.
37points

#5

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She sat on my laptop - it woke up, started beeping because of the password being wrong.

Her response was to bite the corner of the screen (cracking the lcd) and start peeling keys off.

$1200 damage.
36points

#6

40 Tales Of Cats Being Absolute Hooligans, As Shared By Netizens
Cost my ex his dignity. Got out and ran down the street, forcing my ex to search for him. The cats name was Hemorrhoid and my ex was a big, tall bearded man.
36points

Every cat lover knows that they need to keep delicate items out of reach of their mischievous feline or else it’s going to get knocked over. These destructive behaviors might seem random at first, but they give a lot of insight into how the cat is feeling. To understand more about this, Bored Panda reached out to Jennifer Van de Kieft, the founder of ‘Cat Advocate.’

She said that “most of the time, knocking items off of tables is related to boredom. Indoor cats need a lot of exercise and enrichment to meet their needs.” If the cat keeps knocking trinkets off shelves and tables, it might mean that they need more activities to do, such as food puzzles, play, and maybe even clicker training. 

Jennifer also added that “scratching is a very normal cat behavior and should be encouraged. When cats scratch, they are marking territory, leaving visual and scent marks, massaging back muscles, grooming nails, and releasing emotional tension.” Pet owners can get scratching posts to help meet their cat’s needs, while also protecting their furniture.

#7

40 Tales Of Cats Being Absolute Hooligans, As Shared By Netizens
With the help of a small dog knocked a Thanksgiving turkey off the stovetop and ate it.
35points

#8

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Many years ago someone put yarn on a wall shelf above a TV. Based on what I saw when I came into the room in the aftermath two of the cats tried to get to the yarn, the shelf could not hold their weight, and it crashed down into the TV, putting a hole in it. It was an old CRT TV I had put off replacing until the cats left me no choice.

The cats were unharmed and one of them is still with us and about to turn 19 years old.
33points

#9

Puck was about 1 at the time, he knocked over one of my photography light tripods and all four LARGE bulbs shattered. I shouted at him, mostly out of fear he'd walk on the broken glass.
Little guy meeped and ran away, but immediately returned to stand outside the door of the room, looking hang dog and guilty. Big eyes looking at me with a furrowed brow, tucking into himself.

I cuddled him and told him it was OK, but FFS don't do that, and cleaned up the area.

He was so careful around my photo equipment after that, really dainty and kept his distance.

He's such an intuitive sweet guy. Unless it's past feeding time. Then all bets are off.
32points

Even though a lot of crazy cat behavior can be attributed to boredom or their need for fulfillment, it might still be quite troublesome for their owners to deal with. It may only be worth it if felines show some kind of remorse for their actions or try to “apologize” for what they’ve done, which the OP assured folks her cat definitely does.

Jennifer Van de Kieft, the cat behaviorist, told us that “remorse is a more complex emotion that cats are not likely capable of. I do not think cats apologize since they are not doing anything wrong from their perspective.”

When felines scratch things or knock stuff off, they only do it to entertain themselves or get attention, and might not consider it to be anything wrong. That’s why Jennifer added that “if you yell at them or spray them with water, they may appear fearful or anxious. That's because they don’t understand why doing something they consider normal is being punished.”

#10

40 Tales Of Cats Being Absolute Hooligans, As Shared By Netizens
My Hollie broke 3 flat screen tellies

She almost caused a fire by pulling a tablecloth that had a cake with candles

And every birthday for the blessed 5 years we had her, my kid didn't have a cake that wasn't molested.

But we couldn't be angry and now she's gone we laugh about her

She was a wickedly bad cat, full of chaos and mayhem A menace.
31points

#11

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Ripped my n****e piercing 2/3 the way out. He didn't mean to, but I screamed so loud from the pain that he and the other cat hid for a good bit. I never held it against him.
30points

#12

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Had a very sweet young Siamese boy named Boomer; he was chasing a fly in the kitchen and somehow managed to bring down an open shelf with a lot of antique porcelain and ceramics on it. Everything got destroyed. The other two cats came running to see what had happened; he knew what he had done and hid. But I couldn't be mad at him, he was just too cute.
29points

Despite all the crazy shenanigans cats and dogs seem to get up to, pet owners still adore them with all their hearts. Studies have even shown that people who have pets report lower levels of cholesterol and blood pressure, and also seem to be less stressed. This could be because they find their feline or canine to be a source of comfort for them during difficult times.

It’s also important to pick a pet that suits your personality and energy levels so that you can get along with it better. Cat owners might prefer the nonchalant nature of their little buddies, whereas dog owners may love the excitable nature of their canine companions. Whichever one you choose, you’ll definitely have a friend for life.

#13

Years ago we had a giant tabby named Buddy. He was 28 lbs. he was cute af but an absolute a*****e
We had to shop at the big and tall kitty section for him (aka dog section) for a cat door to the basement and a harness.

He broke most of the Denby dishes I got at when I got married.
He would open the freezer door all day.
He could open Tupperware.

He knew he was an a*****e too. And cute.
He died at 18 πŸ₯Ί.
28points

#14

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Our cat climbed on our hanging light fixture and swung on it like Tarzan until it got disconnected from the ceiling and was only hanging by wires. We didn't actually witness this, but we heard a loud sound and saw one very terrified looking cat and insulation everywhere lol we live in an apartment, so maintenance came to fix it pretty quick and we asked them to hang the light up higher where he can't reach. No issues since then.
27points

#15

40 Tales Of Cats Being Absolute Hooligans, As Shared By Netizens
I took Treacle to the vet, where she behaved APPALLINGLY. She's my rescue who gets stressed very easily and going to the vets is not fun. We've now got pills to give her before we go, to calm her down a bit.


This time though, she really scratched up my arm, making me bleed and burst out in bruises where she punctured the skin. I had to get antibiotics. As soon as we got home Treacle purred and purred and rubbed up against me, as if she was saying "sorry mum". I couldn't be mad at her, but boy did it hurt!
27points

All of the cat lovers in this list can surely agree that they sometimes have to struggle to keep up with the naughty nature of their felines. Despite that, all of the love they have for their furry friend will never go away, even if they don’t explicitly seem sorry for what they’ve done.

Have you ever known your feline buddy to “apologize” for their actions? If so, we’d love to hear your story. You can even go crazy like a cat and share all of the ways they’ve been a menace.

#16

40 Tales Of Cats Being Absolute Hooligans, As Shared By Netizens
He knocked coffee on the iPad pro
A very costly mishap.
26points

#17

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My cat pee'd on my homework. My mother wrote me a letter but the teacher looked appalled. Sorry, I had an elderly cat?

She didn't care πŸ˜„.
25points

#18

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It’s not monetarily destructive, but my cat has figured out that if she head bonks/rubs the upper corners of my touchscreen Chromebook exaaaaactly right from behind, random tabs will close and my data will disappear. Jumping on the keyboard also sometimes makes strange and terrible things happen, but she prefers the sneak attack from behind the screen. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been almost done entering grades just to have them all disappear.
24points

#19

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I had my sons cat while he was deployed. Young cat, very active and curious - chewed multiple charging cords, so we slowly replaced all of them to the kind wrapped in fabric. He got in the garage and knocked over a bottle of fuel stabilizer, thankfully not on himself. He missed a jump to a windowsill, fell into the kitchen garbage can, which then shut, trapping him inside. While exploring a shelf, he knocked over a coffee can filled with screws right into the baseboard heater. I wanted to keep him, but he really loves my son, who got him as a tiny kitten.
24points

#20

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In the middle of the night they knocked the TV off the dresser but not all the way... the cord got stuck halfway out of the outlet... and they knocked the change jar over... one penny landed perfectly on the plug that was half in the outlet. The whole house lost power, thankfully my dad's an electrician he came over the next morning.. none of them tried to apologize also thankfully none were hurt either.
23points
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