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75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
Occasions,LifestyleAPR 16, 2026

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online

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A wedding is intended to be a beautiful event that the bride and groom will remember for the rest of their lives. And if they manage to host a wonderful celebration, even the guests might look back on the day fondly for years to come. So it’s important for the bride and groom to consider how their loved ones will react to their wedding’s agenda. Otherwise, it might be remembered for all the wrong reasons…
Wedding guests on Reddit have recently been discussing the most cringeworthy things they’ve ever seen brides and grooms do. From turning intimate moments into spectacles to forcing eye contact with everyone in attendance, these couples should have run their ideas past someone else before solidifying them. Enjoy reading through this list that will likely give you second-hand embarrassment, and be sure to upvote the situations that you wish you could have seen in person!

#1

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
Stopping the ceremony multiple times to “get the perfect shot” for social media.
45points

#2

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
My cousin is deeply religious, Baptist. She got married when she was 19. In the middle of the service the reverend stopped and addressed the guests saying “the couple wants everyone to know how proud they are that they’ve never kissed, that all their dates were chaperoned and they’ve never even held hands because their chaperones would sit in between them.” Then the couple turned to the guests and just sort of stared at us, like expecting us to clap or something? We just sat there quietly for a minute and then eventually the reverend just went on with the ceremony. It was incredibly awkward and weird. .
45points

#3

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
Didn’t experience this personally, but sharing a story from a friend. Instead of a reception line, the couple announced before walking back down the aisle that they would like to, “thank everyone with their eyes.” And then they stood in front of the audience and made deliberate, silent eye contact with each person in attendance, one-by-one.
43points

For the most part, brides and grooms are told that they can do whatever they want with their wedding day. After all, it is the one day (possibly in their entire life) when they’ll be surrounded by loved ones who have come only to celebrate them. Plus, the average cost of a wedding nowadays is over $34,000. So if you’re spending that much on a single day, it better be perfect.

When it comes to bold choices brides and grooms can make to ensure their special day is unique, choosing the right venue is a big one. If they want to have a destination wedding, that’s always going to be unforgettable. But you don’t have to travel far to make a creative choice. National parks are often an affordable option, as well as your own backyard or the backyard of a loved one. Museums and gardens usually don’t cost too much either, and they can offer stunning backdrops.  

#4

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
At my brother's wedding they had trained an owl to bring the ring from the back of the room, to land on the best man's arm, so he could present the ring or whatever the technical term is.

Instead, the owl panicked, flew in a circle, pooped on my dad and then flew into the rafters, a ladder and a broomstick were required to retrieve the ring. Not so much 'the couple' but they had planned this elaborate romantic gesture and it backfired in the funniest way possible.
43points

#5

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
I went as a +1. The couple was really religious, and the reception had no alcohol OR food. Not even appetizers. There was only koolaid and water to drink, and the couple showed up to their own reception with slurpees and snacks from 7-11 while the rest of us starved. Oh, and they didn't allow dancing, and in order for them to kiss, you had to go up and say a bible verse.

I NOPED the outta there pretty fast.
41points

#6

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
Make a big book of all their love letters for other people to read.

Not only was the thought of reading all this private stuff just embarrassing, but the dude was married to someone else at the time.
38points

Couples who aren't interested in sticking to tradition might also want to give their wedding a unique theme. This can be anything from the bride and groom’s favorite movie to an all-white color scheme. Some even opt for a Disney-themed reception or a Las Vegas-inspired wedding, complete with an Elvis impersonator.

Regardless of what the couple decides, they must remember that there will be guests in attendance. So anything that will be a burden on loved ones or make them uncomfortable probably isn’t a great idea.     

#7

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
I went to a wedding a few years ago and the groom walked in and up the isle like a boxer, with gloves, silk house coat thing to loud music, hopping up the isle throwing fake punches..... Gets to the alter and his groomsmen take off the house coat, pretend to rub ice on his face etc. Then his music stopped and all the bridesmaids walked in followed by the bride. It was.... awful....
38points

#8

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
Groom got caught making out with the male caterer. Bride's family went ballistic and tried to beat up the Groom. Cops were called, lots of arrests. Marriage lasted 3 hours (technically it was never formalized because the marriage certificate wasn't filed.) But hey, at least there was cake!
34points

#9

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
Open all their wedding presents at the reception in front of all the guests, and identifying who brought which gift when they thanked them.
32points

Even though a wedding is all about celebrating love, there might be some moments that annoy guests. According to Brides.com, one of the biggest pet peeves guests have is when the ceremony doesn’t start on time. It also drives them crazy when the wedding invitation doesn’t specify the dress code, leaving everyone in the dark. And if the dinner menu leaves guests hungry or dissatisfied with the flavors, they won't be interested in partying all night long.

#10

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
Wasnt the couple but the preacher. It was the bride's father and he married the couple. Which in general sounded like a sweet gesture. But He used the entire ceremony to talk about how the wife's (his daughter) only purpose in life was to submit/please her husband and have babies. Im not religious so the whole dad telling his daughter her only value is how happy she makes her husband and making babies was awkward to me.
32points

#11

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
I dj'd weddings for a number of years and one time the bride said I did a great job, and was "looking forward to booking me for her next wedding".

I started laughing as I assumed it was a joke, but she was straight-faced AF and I got a little stunned.. and was like wait, are you serious? And she said yeah, she's a "realist" and understands that the chances of this marriage lasting are not very high.

I then realized she was a bombshell, and the dude was average looking but way older, and clearly very rich so maybe it was like a gold digger situation ting. Get married, get half the money and run?
31points

#12

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
The pastor gave a speech about how the groom now owns the bride and has to take care of stuff he owns, just like his car.

Then, per 'family tradition', he put her in a wheelbarrow and wheeled her out of the ceremony.

It was painful to watch then. I don't see them much these days, but when I do, it's still painful to watch.
30points

Are these stories of cringey brides and grooms leaving you shocked, pandas? Keep upvoting the stories that you find particularly amusing, and let us know in the comments below if you’ve ever attended a wedding where the happy couple made some questionable decisions. Then, if you’re looking for another Bored Panda article sharing similar stories, we recommend reading this one next!

#13

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
I missed the wedding itself, but they rode up the beach on white horses, and everything was conspicuously expensive.

That is not the cringe.

Right after the wedding, she took the groom aside and said, "So, this is a sham marriage, and we are never having s*x. I have been banging my boyfriend of about a decade this whole time, and I am going to keep doing that. My parents would never approve of him, but you are more presentable. If you agree to persist as my beard, my family will cover your food, housing, and doctoral degree. Otherwise, you will lose everything."

He opted to divorce her, which was financially ruinous and socially dreadful, but he has been married to a lovely woman for over a decade now.
30points

#14

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
The bride tried to sing a slow song to "serenade" the guests and create an emotionally charged environment, emphasis on the word tried, she at least succeeded in creating an emotionally charged environment as every other person was just hiding their face dying of laughter.
27points

#15

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
They poured colored sand in wavy layers into a vase and carefully sealed it, only for the groom to shake it up, leaving the colorful layers now a muddy color. The bride was SO upset.
24points

#16

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
My 5 year lead hand carpenter and his wife had their small scale wedding in their living room, in full camouflage, in an airsoft cos play themed wedding. Photos were of them holding their plastic weapons in various poses.

I felt bad when I heard they had no plans for a honeymoon of any sort, so I got them a hotel room for the night and a gift certificate for dinner out. They had two young boys and a mortgage so I stepped up a bit. Us carpenters don't make a lot of money so it wasn't like I could offer more than that. Still, it was odd watching all that transpire.
24points

#17

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
After posing for pictures of them cutting the cake, the groom just dug into the cake with both hands and rubbed it into the bride's hair, her face, down her neck and finished by wiping his hands on the bodice of her dress. She was stunned and just stood there. He meanwhile just laughed his head off. They're still married after 25 years with 3 kids. Go figure . . .
24points

#18

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
Bride and groom stood in the church and publicly denounced all previous intimate acts with other partners including graphic detail.it was like they were trying to out do each other.
24points

#19

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
Made everyone sit outside in the rain for their ceremony when there was an inside option. It was full on raining.
23points

#20

75 Times Weddings Went So Very Wrong, People Just Had To Vent Online
Having vows not only to each other, but to their dog, and THEN letting the dog wander off through the park towards traffic during the rest of the ceremony to nearly get hit by a car (someone ran to intercept). Little bit of whiplash hearing "I'll love you forever, Spot, and you can have all the walks you want" and then letting him walk off to go be his best pancake self.
23points
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