40 Of The Wildest Conspiracy Theories That People Have Ever Heard

My grandma told me recently that I shouldn’t be giving my daughter M&Ms after posting a cute video of her enjoying them.

See my grandma turned into a q anoner and shes convinced that the democrats are actually demons and that they are going to activate nano bots in ( M&M )to stop everyones hearts using the 5g network.

She even puts her stuff in a special bag to block signals when she is meeting with her nutjub friends.

So ya, thats all I got for now. I love my grandma and trying to help her see reason.

Skittles and M&Ms were secretly created by Big Pharma to condition kids to the idea of associating pill-shaped candies as delicious, so they are subconsciously predisposed to being addicted to pills as an adult.

Reptiles. A local newspaper went as far as pointing out features you can use to recognize them and according to said features, I am a lizard too.


EDIT: Reptilians! I meant reptilians. Still am a lizard apparently, though.

That Princess Diana was murdered because she was a descendant of Jesus.

A coworker was convinced that the Covid vaccine was used to “herd the sheep” and kill the “demoncrats”. Everyone who had the vaccine was going to die according to him, so I let him know that if that happened the country would collapse. There wouldn’t be enough people to run water plants, electric plants, etc. he then told me they have people on stand by to replace that idiots who took the vaccine. I asked him where the 200 million people were at that were replacing the 200 million that were gonna die. And he looked at me like I was the idiot.

Anything that starts with "the jews...".

That people whose blood group has a minus after it, like mine does, aren't descended from the same ape creatures the rest of the world is. That the minus proves our lineage was "introduced" to the gene-pool, instead of evolved.

The sovereign citizen BS they read and believe.

Avril Lavigne died in 2003 and was replaced by an exact double called Melissa. People in the YouTube comments of her videos analysing her face and movements to determine if it's really her or Melissa, absolutely wild.

Apparently there's a similar one for Paul McCartney.

The Joe Rogan hoax that kids were identifying as cats so there were litter boxes set in school hallways.

Jewish space lasers.

I don't know where it came from or how wide-spread it was, but when Obama's grandmother died, my batshit aunt and uncle were positive he had her murdered because she was about to spill the beans that he was really born in Kenya.

That the Powerball lottery in the US was created to catch time-travellers.

Michelle Obama was born male and the Obama's children were both born through a surrogate.

That the titanic was switched with its sister ship and wasn’t really sunk.

Bill Gates implanting Microchips in people with a covid 19 vaccination.

Lindsey Lohan actually had a twin sister who played the twin in The Parent Trap, but between filming and release, the twin died in a car accident, so they marketed the film to make you think Lindsey played both roles.

Just the other day in the conspiracy sub



”the vax has killed 17 million people”.

That Microsoft employees were the ones buying up PS5s and causing the console shortage.

Albert Einstein didn't exist and was just a character played by Marilyn Monroe.