For being just a measly piece of paper, money sure does have immense power attached to it. What’s funny, though, is that it was exactly us who gave it value, and it was us who somehow decided to trade goods for colorful pieces of linen and cotton. Don’t you think it is time we scale down the power that currency has over us…? And while this is an interesting question, pondering on it isn’t exactly why we’ve gathered here today. In fact, the purpose of this summit is the exact opposite - not to contemplate deep questions but rather lightheartedly laugh at them. So, let us present to you our compendium of only the most hilarious money jokes. While laughing at them won’t make us richer in the literal sense, the laughter itself might enrich your day and lift up your spirits.
So, these currency jokes will definitely laugh at the preposterous power money holds over us, and these silly jokes will spare no coin with their clever wordplays. Some of them will gently mock the owner’s spending habits, while others will adore money’s buying capacity. No grind will be left uninsulted, and no unfair earning unmentioned. Basically, these cool jokes will do everything to make money seem like the thing it actually is - just a piece of paper or a coin. Also, a nice material for comedy gold!
Are you ready for these ground-breaking, laughter-inducing, and cliche-smashing money jokes? If so, then scroll on down below to meet them! Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends.
#1
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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#2
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it." – Bob Hope
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#3
What would you name it if you took an exam about bad puns on how to scam money from people? It'd be called a pun-ching con-test.
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#4
Did you hear about an ATM that got addicted to money? Heard it was suffering from withdrawals.
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#5
Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they're asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions.
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#6
Where does Dracula store his money? Probably in the blood bank.
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#7
A girl asks her mother "How old are you?" Her mother replied "Older than most mortgages."
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#8
I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money.
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#9
Money talks... but all mine ever says is goodbye.
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#10
What did one penny say to the other penny? Let’s get together and make some cents.
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#11
What is brown and has a head and a tail, but no legs? A penny.
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#12
Money isn’t everything, but it definitely keeps you in touch with your children.
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#13
What did the bird say when it bought a one dollar sweater? Cheap cheap.
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#14
A couple got married at a credit union but no one showed up. Low interest.
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#15
Why did the woman put her money in her freezer? Because she wanted some cold hard cash.
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#16
What type of money do crabs pay their bills with? Sand dollars.
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#17
Nothing says 'I love my dog' quite like spending more money on his haircut than you do your own.
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#18
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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#19
Why do I keep paying the bills? It just encourages them to send more.
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#20
I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of her work.
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