Everybody hates Mondays, but what are you gonna do about it except laugh at your woes? Every Monday passes, and although the scorn leaves its trace upon your face, this dreadful day can be at least a tiny bit better if you read these hilarious Monday jokes. Yup, we feel the Monday blues, too, so this post of weekday jokes is as vital for us as it is to you! After all, isn’t it what funny Monday memes were invented for? To save lives or at least the good mood?
The Positive Side of Monday Morning
Image credit: Andrea Piacquadio
Be that as it may, a Monday does have a couple of brighter sides to it. The first one is that this calamity happens only once a week! See, that doesn’t sound that bad when you put it into writing, does it? Also, it lasts the same measly twenty-four hours as any other day. So, no prolonged miseries should be associated with a Monday.
Also, this day is a good day to start something new, like petting your cat more or going on lunchtime walks with your dog. Color us surprised if it doesn’t prove that the dreaded Monday is just your regular day! But, if you need more proof, you are very welcome to check out the funny jokes and Monday morning quotes below; maybe they’ll soothe you in preparation for greeting this day.
#1
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF…
unknown
Report43points
#2
Boss: "Can you work this weekend?"
Me: "Yeah no worries but I'll probably be a bit late as public transport is slow on weekends."
Boss: "What time will you get here?"
Me: "Monday."
unknown
Report38points
#3
Things I don’t like:
1) Probably you.
2) Cold coffee.
3) Small talk.
4) Mondays.
5) Having a small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
unknown
Report36points
#4
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Unemployed.
unknown
Report35points
#5
It's all fun and games until Monday rolls around and you have to put a bra back on.
unknown
Report31points
#6
"I always give 100% at work.
14% on Monday.
30% on Tuesday.
30% on Wednesday.
24% on Thursday.
2% on Friday."
unknown
Report26points
#7
One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours.
The same as one Monday on Earth.
unknown
Report24points
#8
The shortest horror story is called: "Monday."
unknown
Report20points
#9
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
unknown
Report18points
#10
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise.
unknown
Report17points
#11
Monday morning… rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. Somehow the floor is even comfier than the bed.
unknown
Report17points
#12
Why did Selena Gomez dump The Weeknd on a Monday?
She wished The Weeknd was longer.
unknown
Report16points
#13
What’s the most depressing sound on Monday?
Alarm clocks!
unknown
Report16points
#14
Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.
unknown
Report16points
#15
Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.
unknown
Report16points
Do Monday Memes Really Help?
Even those people who don’t really mind Mondays or even—gasp!—are looking forward to them (if you’re one of these people, share your secret) find Monday memes funny. And everyone knows that a good laugh can help reduce stress and make life more enjoyable. That’s why we probably won’t be exaggerating too much when we say that a good Monday morning meme or joke can straight-up save lives. Don’t believe it? Keep scrolling for more Monday jokes!
#16
"Uggggghh...... another Monday is near. All I look forward to anymore is laying down and relaxing on the couch after a long day of sitting upright and being tense on the couch."
unknown
Report15points
#17
"I'm financially set for life... providing I die next Monday."
unknown
Report14points
#18
Everybody has their favorite villain. Monday is mine.
unknown
Report14points
#19
Dear Monday, go step on a lego.
unknown
Report14points
#20
It’s Feb. 14th. Happy Valentine’s Day to all those in love and happy Monday to all those who are married.
unknown
Report13points