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#21

"Wait! This bit's poisoned!"
Said every time she walked past me, while I was eating something; then promptly followed by her grabbing the "poisoned" bit of whatever I was eating and eating it herself.
She did this everyday while I lived under her roof. She still does it every time I visit or we go out for dinner.
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#22

At the grocery store and looking at prices:
"What? Do they put gold in it?"
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#24

"Look with your eyes, not with your mouth"
heard this one too many times when asking mum to help me find stuff.
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#25

You reap what you sow.
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