Cauliflower everything. Rice, pizza crust. Fried cauliflower “Buffalo wings”. Why can’t cauliflower be happy with what it is? It’s a perfectly delicious vegetable. I fear we’re giving it a complex.
Also “zoodles”. Like, leave zucchini be. If you want a no carb dinner that’s your right but why do you have to put zucchini into a Halloween costume of a pasta shape?