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50 Times People Failed To Use The Correct Words And It Resulted In These Hilarious Mishaps (New Pics)
FailsNOV 18, 2022

50 Times People Failed To Use The Correct Words And It Resulted In These Hilarious Mishaps (New Pics)

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It all started with a silly picture. On August 1st, 2016, a screenshot of Facebook user Dunta Pickett's post started going viral, in which he shared a photo of his birthday dinner, wishing himself "bone apple tea" instead of "bon appétit".
The phrase became an instant internet classic and after just one month, a subreddit of the same name was born with the purpose of collecting examples of people failing to find the right words to express themselves. Eventually, 'Bone Apple Tea' grew into a 1.2 million-member community, and judging from the amount of fresh content it generates, that number will only get bigger.
So even though we at Bored Panda have already shown you some of our favorite gems we found on the subreddit in our earlier publications here, here, and here, we just had to do a new one. Enjoy!

#1 Takin A Bath

Takin A Bath
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#2 Criminalized Onion

Criminalized Onion
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The misuse of a word that has a similar sound to the correct one is officially called a "malapropism." It's surprisingly common, particularly within the extensive English vocabulary, and, as we can see, often occur in everyday speech. But authors will sometimes use a malapropism because of its humorous effect as a literary device.

The term comes from Richard Brinsley Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals. In it, the character Mrs. Malaprop does exactly that—replaces words with humorous alternatives to produce a laugh. Mrs. Malaprop was likely named after the French phrase "mal à propos," which translates to "incorrectly or poorly placed." In English, the borrowed word is written as "malapropos," meaning "inappropriate or inappropriately."

One synonym for "malapropism" is "dogberry," which also comes from literature, in this case, William Shakespeare. In Much Ado About Nothing, the character Dogberry also frequently utters malapropisms for humor.

#3 Al Gore Rhythm

Al Gore Rhythm
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#4 The Aarons

The Aarons
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#5 Lemonade These Papers

Lemonade These Papers
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A more recent popular example comes from the late 1970s, when English comedian Les Dawson took advantage of the popularity of Polaroid's instant cameras which were all the rage at the time.

Dawson had created an alter ego called Cissie who was prone to making silly comments. In a much-loved episode of his show, Cissie refers to "one of those paranoid cameras."

This hilarious bit may well have been inspired by Dawson’s signature comedic device – his piano playing. He was an accomplished musician but would deliberately play the wrong notes in his performances.

#6 A B*tch You Worried

A B*tch You Worried
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#7 He Do Be Coffin Skate-Ing Tho

He Do Be Coffin Skate-Ing Tho
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#8 All Tomato

All Tomato
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#9 Mosquito Skeleton Society

Mosquito Skeleton Society
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Sometimes these slips of the tongue have unfortunate effects. A stream of broadcasters have slipped up on national TV and radio over the name of British politician Jeremy Hunt and have replaced his surname with a similar sounding, impolite word.

Linguist Patrycja Strycharczuk explained that this phenomenon may occur as the person is anticipating an upcoming word starting with a similar sound (such as “Conservative Party” or “Culture Secretary”). There is also the fact that a rude word is memorable and may accidentally pop in.

#10 Caucasian

Caucasian
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#11 Closed For Personal Circumcisions

Closed For Personal Circumcisions
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#12 ‘Currently I’m Into Essential Oil Diffusers And Incest’

‘Currently I’m Into Essential Oil Diffusers And Incest’
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#13 Organic Butterfly

Organic Butterfly
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As University of Essex linguists Amanda Cole, Connor Youngberg, and Faith Chiu pointed out, what is often referred to as "mispronunciations" or "slips of the tongue" are not just embarrassing mistakes, they can also be language changes in action. In fact, sometimes mispronunciations become so common that they become our normal way of speaking. (In parts of the US, people may be heard to regularly say "perty" as opposed to "pretty".)

A historical example is the word "apron" which actually comes from the Middle English "napron." It derived from the French naperon (small table cloth), but over time, people turned "a napron" into "an apron," resulting in the word we know today.

#14 Someone Needs To Tell Friday We Need Gas

Someone Needs To Tell Friday We Need Gas
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#15 Not For Grandad

Not For Grandad
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#16 Shelf And Steam

Shelf And Steam
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#17 Alpaca Lips

Alpaca Lips
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"Speech 'errors' are a great resource for linguists," Cole, Youngberg, and Chiu wrote. "They tell us about how people use and process language. They can also sometimes tell us about how language might change. This poses the question: how many people have to regularly 'mispronounce' a word until we begin to consider that the new pronunciation is just the regular, normal way of saying it?" So maybe 'Bone Apple Tea' is actually a glimpse into our phonetic future!

#18 Gin Knee Pig

Gin Knee Pig
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#19 Horrors Cope

Horrors Cope
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#20 Call The Corner

Call The Corner
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