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99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun

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Bet you thought some topics would have been spared by the wave of dad jokes you can stumble upon during your daily scrolling through the web. But no, this is exactly what it looks like a collection of the best Minecraft jokes.
If, for some reason, you’ve been living under a rock for the past decade (no offense if you did!) and don’t know what Minecraft is, let us explain. It’s a sandbox video game about building stuff in a blocky 3D world. With the resources available in the game, you can build whatever you want, from houses to castles and even entire planets.
Talented Minecrafters all over the world have built futuristic cities, medieval kingdoms, and even perfect replicas of settings from The Hunger Games and Gotham City! Minecraft is one of the most popular video games in history, with a massive following, tons of funny Minecraft jokes stemming from it, and sales to match. Becoming a total gaming phenomenon, it’s no wonder it’s also the best-selling video game of all time. And as with all best-selling games, they tend to spawn many hilarious gaming jokes, such as these Minecraft memes.
It seems like the only thing that can match how fun the game is is a good joke about the game itself. We’re not even sure how to describe the kind of person who would be into it, but you know what? Don’t worry about it. Just know that if you ever feel like Minecraft puns and jokes are your thing, you can find them all here. Enjoy!

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99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun
Been playing Minecraft with my niece. There's a creature called a Mooshroom. It's a cow with a fungal infection. Just like my sister.
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I identify as a creeper from Minecraft. Because I become unstable when people get too close to me.
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#3

A Creeper walks into a bar... everyone dies.
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What are the Minecraft April Fools Jokes? 

It isn’t only the Minecrafters who come up with ingenious jokes; it’s also the Minecraft creators, too, who like to joke around a bit. See, since 2011, on every April Fools Day, every person who logs into the game that day is greeted by a one-of-a-kind in-game joke. And they get better and better each year!

The first Minecraft April Fools joke included locked chests to which there were no keys; oh, how enticing they looked! With each year, these Minecraft jokes got more and more elaborate - from the Mars effect joke to a supposed 3D update, the pranks have bamboozled tons of players ever since. 

#4

I just love the new Minecraft update. It's groundbreaking.
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#5

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun
I got Minecraft for my girlfriend. Best trade I’ve ever made.
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#6

What country plays Minecraft the most?
The Netherlands.
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The Misadventure of the Official Minecraft Joke Book

Oh yes, there is such a thing, and as the reviews on the Internet state it - it’s terrible. If you know nothing about this Minecraft jokes book, it was released way back in 2016 and boasted its astonishing count of more than 800 Minecraft jokes for kids and adults alike. Seems like a great idea, right? 

Well, here’s the thing - people who have purchased it were pretty furious at the low effort put into these Minecraft puns. In fact, they were really disappointed that someone decided to make a bit of money out of a game they love so dearly and enjoy playing so much! So, while the idea behind this Minecraft jokes book was indeed good, the outcome was far from pleasing.

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Minecraft is 10 years old. Older than half the people that play the game.
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#8

I'm a huge fan of the outdoors. Just today I spent all day on my farm in Minecraft!
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#9

What did they call the Minecraft player who built a clock in-game to chime at 4:20?
A Redstoner.
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What are some Good Jokes on Minecraft? 

Since the official Minecraft joke book turned out to be so terrible, you might be wondering if there are any truly funny Minecraft jokes at all! No worries – according to our readers and the vote count on these Minecraft memes on our list, there truly are some genuinely good jokes about Minecraft out there. 

While we cannot tell you which one of them is the best – sense of humor is a subjective thing, after all – we can definitely tell you which one of them was by far the most well-liked by our readers at the time we were writing this. Here it goes: 

I identify as a creeper from Minecraft. Because I become unstable when people get too close to me.

Isn’t it a hoot? If you’d like to read more of these funny Minecraft jokes, continue to scroll down below and check out the rest of our 99 Minecraft dad jokes on this list!

#10

Why do kids love Minecraft?
Because they are minors.
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#11

Everyone's excited about the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster.
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#12

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun
I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account. So they blocked me.
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#13

Who has mind stone?
Minecraft Steve, because he has mined stone.
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#14

Me and my wife got married. I proposed via Minecraft. We tied a square knot.
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#15

What kind of music do Minecraft players listen to?
Bed-rock and roll!
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#16

What is Minecraft?
It's Hitler's lesser-known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.
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#17

What do you call a Minecraft boy band?
New Kids on the Block!
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#18

99 Minecraft Jokes For Tons Of Pixelated Fun
What do you call a bunch of redneck Canadians playing Minecraft?
Blocky Hicks with Hockey Sticks.
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#19

How do Minecraft players avoid getting a sunburn?
They use Sunblock!
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#20

Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
Because the streets are always blocked off!
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