Tell me a joke that's one word long - Millennials. Want to hear an even better joke? Millennials AND the housing market.
Millennials - the disadvantaged and misunderstood generation. Because the avocado toast and $3 coffee - the two "luxury" goods from where all the Millennial jokes started - are definitely why we can't afford to buy real estate. Well, perhaps if you boomers stopped doing business from letting houses and turning them into AirBnbs, the housing market would be relatively affordable again. But don't worry, we get it; you want to live comfortably in your golden years. It's okay; we don't mind renting for the rest of our lives.
Call us lazy, say that we don't know how to make money, but don't say that we take too long to leave our parents' home because we occasionally get our coffee from a coffee shop. Don't you dare involve coffee in it! These boomer jokes are getting out of hand. Yes, perhaps you saw and lived through the fall of the Berlin Wall, but you know what you can't brag about? Unlike us Millennials, you can't take a joke. And that's the biggest joke of the day.
Or prove us wrong. That's what you love to do, don't you? Either way, don't take this mockery close to heart. After all, the Bible says to respect our elders. So let's stop the fights and the disagreements between us, at least for a little while, and read some funny jokes instead. What you can't take away from us is our sense of humor. Below, we've compiled some of the funniest jokes about Millennials for us all, Millennials, Boomers, Gen X, and Gen Z-ers, to have a laugh at. Know even more great jokes and puns about generations? Let us know!
#1
Boomers: When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade.
Generation X: When life hands you lemons, create a business to market lemon juice as a healthy, low carb, low sugar variation to lemonade. Make millions.
Millennials: Lol, as if anyone would just "hand me" some lemons.
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#2
For every broke or unemployed millennial. There is a boomer earning six figures that can't open a PDF.
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#3
I am getting so sick of Millennials and their attitude. Always walking around like they rent the place.
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#4
What did the Millennial say to the boomer upset over being called “boomer”?
The same thing boomers said to them growing up: “They’re just words. They can’t hurt you.”
The same thing boomers said to them growing up: “They’re just words. They can’t hurt you.”
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#5
If I had a dollar for every time older people complained about Millennials, I could fix the economy they broke.
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#6
Grandpa: Your generation wastes too much in therapy!
Millennial: Don't worry, we just make up for the therapy your generation missed.
Millennial: Don't worry, we just make up for the therapy your generation missed.
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#7
""This generation can't take a joke."
Our entire generation laughs at f*king internet memes all day long, we just don't like racist jokes."
Our entire generation laughs at f*king internet memes all day long, we just don't like racist jokes."
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#8
To all the Millennials who feel stressed out sometimes, try not to worry. Just think about the future, where things will be much worse.
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#9
Millennial milestone: I finally moved out of my parents and moved in with my girlfriend. Her parents were supportive, too. They even let us bring food upstairs.
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#10
Boomer: “Millennials want open office spaces.”
Millennials: “No, we want to be compensated for our labor.”
Boomer: “No, you just want bean bag chairs!”
Millennials: “No, we want to be compensated for our labor.”
Boomer: “No, you just want bean bag chairs!”
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#11
How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t know, the baby boomer that has the job now can’t retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.
Don’t know, the baby boomer that has the job now can’t retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.
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#12
If a Millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes, tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s.
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#13
Millennial old folks homes are gonna be awesome! LAN parties, DnD nights, wheelchair races, having awesome songs from the 2000's as our golden oldies! It'll be great, especially if we can line up our work schedules!
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#14
If a Millennial dies, they can be eulogized as such: “They died doing what they loved. Dying.”
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#15
Why do Millennials always type in lowercase?
Because they reject capitalism.
Because they reject capitalism.
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#16
Baby Boomers: Started three wars and a worldwide recession.
Also Baby Boomers: Why are Millennials so cynical?
Also Baby Boomers: Why are Millennials so cynical?
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#17
My grandpa told me, “You Millennials are too dependent on technology... So I plugged out his life support.
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#18
What's the difference between a millennial and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
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#19
I asked a Millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room.
He said: “Nah a ma stay.”
He said: “Nah a ma stay.”
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#20
What’s the Millennial diet?
Air and student debt.
Air and student debt.
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