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"Men Writing Women": 50 Times Male Authors Proved They Know Next To Nothing About Women (New Pics)
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"Men Writing Women": 50 Times Male Authors Proved They Know Next To Nothing About Women (New Pics)

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Have you ever read a book and thought, "Women's bodies don't really work like that" or "I've never seen a woman actually do anything like this"? Well, you wouldn't be alone. For most of history, writing books has been an exclusively male endeavor. In the U.S., women were legally allowed to publish books under their names only since the late 19th century.
So, perhaps it's not surprising that a lot of the depictions of women in books by men are somewhat... questionable? The "Men Writing Women" subreddit collects the most absurd and ridiculous examples of women badly written by men.
Haruki Murakami is a frequent offender on the subreddit, but there are loads of other male authors who can't conjure up a complex and realistic female character without objectifying her. And here are the funniest and most distasteful examples readers have come across lately!

#1 Thought This Sub Would Enjoy This 😂

Thought This Sub Would Enjoy This 😂
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#2 An Antique Call-Out

An Antique Call-Out
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#3 Actually My Chest T**s T***tily

Actually My Chest T**s T***tily
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There's this thing called the Bechdel Test. Many might already be familiar with it, but here goes: in 1985, cartoonist Alison Bechdel came up with her personal criteria for whether or not she was watching a movie. She listed three main requirements:

  1. The movie had to have at least two female characters;
  2. The two female characters had to interact and talk to each other;
  3. And this conversation had to be about something other than a man.

Naturally, many audience- and critically-acclaimed films failed her test, among which were the original Star Wars trilogy, Blade Runner, and even Breakfast at Tiffany's. But today, Bechdel agrees that her test might be too rigid and a disappointingly low bar for movies and books to pass.

#4 The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett

The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett
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#5 ["Everything Men Know About Women" By Knott Mutch]

["Everything Men Know About Women" By Knott Mutch]
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#6 Meme I Saw On Facebook

Meme I Saw On Facebook
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Just because there are two women talking in a movie about something other than men doesn't automatically make it impressive or culturally significant. "If you think about it, they're pretty superficial criteria," Bechdel told NPR in 2023.

"It would be easy to make a movie that fulfilled them in name but kind of missed the point. There can be movies that completely fail the Bechdel Test that are great feminist movies or at least have a feminist perspective." She names the movie Fire Island as an example. "The men talked about women writers in the movie," she said. "The whole movie was based, like, on a Jane Austen plot. So I thought it was pretty feminist in its way."

#7 In A Doctor Who Kids Book, Of All Things

In A Doctor Who Kids Book, Of All Things
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#8 Her A*****t Was So Wonderful That She Spent Her Life Looking For Him?! (Love In The Time Of Cholera By Gabriel García Márquez)

Her A*****t Was So Wonderful That She Spent Her Life Looking For Him?! (Love In The Time Of Cholera By Gabriel García Márquez)
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#9 Some Inspiration For Any Aspiring Writers Out There

Some Inspiration For Any Aspiring Writers Out There
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In trying to explain this deficiency demonstrated by male authors, many people revert to simplistic generalizations. "Men just aren't able to empathize the way women can," they say. "They can't just put themselves in the shoes of a woman and read her mind!"

But there's a lot of sexism in such sentiments. Aside from not giving men enough credit for being empathetic, it also ignores the historical side of publishing: perhaps women just had more insight into the male psyche because most of the books they read growing up were written by men?

#10 [Drawing Dragons By Sandra Staple] The Dragon Gender Norms

[Drawing Dragons By Sandra Staple] The Dragon Gender Norms
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#11 Nietschze The Incel

Nietschze The Incel
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#12 Anti-Suffragette Political Cartoons From The Early 1900s Are Wild

Anti-Suffragette Political Cartoons From The Early 1900s Are Wild
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At least this is what columnist Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett suggests in her opinion piece for The Guardian, too. "It isn't that these male authors are unable to empathise, it is that they haven't bothered, or needed to," she writes. "How could they know, when we are only really near the beginning of exploring its depths ourselves in (published, respected) writing? Do we expect telepathy?"

#13 I Do Think That Mediaeval Poets Were The Og Men Writing Women

I Do Think That Mediaeval Poets Were The Og Men Writing Women
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#14 Women Writing Women

Women Writing Women
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#15 "She's Learned Her Lesson...and She Loved It!" [just Married #58]

"She's Learned Her Lesson...and She Loved It!" [just Married #58]
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"So much of femininity is unspoken," Cosslett continues. "Moving through the world as a woman, the way you are viewed and treated, your emotions, your approach to your body (not to mention its private, shameful functions and rebellions) involve subtleties and complexities that are often unarticulated, even sometimes between women themselves."

#16 [gray Matters] By [william Hjortsberg]. Found This In A Retro Book Shop, Opened It To A Random Page And Was Assaulted With This Synonym

[gray Matters] By [william Hjortsberg]. Found This In A Retro Book Shop, Opened It To A Random Page And Was Assaulted With This Synonym
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#17 Pen Writing Women

Pen Writing Women
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#18 At Age 35, She Can Feel Her Breasts Sag Audibly In The Night. [letters From The Dead By Campbell Black]

At Age 35, She Can Feel Her Breasts Sag Audibly In The Night. [letters From The Dead By Campbell Black]
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That's not to say that all women protagonists written by a man are bad or insufficient. Leo Tolstoy created one of the most tragically complex and compelling portraits of a woman in literature in Anna Karenina. Gustave Flaubert criticized how 19th-century French society reduced women to wives, homemakers, and etiquette-obeying ladies in Madame Bovary.

#19 I Could Save The Day If I Didn't Have A Girl Brain! (Avengers #34, Lee/Heck)

I Could Save The Day If I Didn't Have A Girl Brain! (Avengers #34, Lee/Heck)
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#20 Because Even If A Woman Is The First To Discover Intelligent Alien Life, Her Story Isn't Complete Or Meaningful Without A Kid. (Jodie Foster Plays Ellie Arroway In The Movie Contact, 1997)

Because Even If A Woman Is The First To Discover Intelligent Alien Life, Her Story Isn't Complete Or Meaningful Without A Kid. (Jodie Foster Plays Ellie Arroway In The Movie Contact, 1997)
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