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“Men Writing Women”: 30 Times Male Authors Wrote Female Characters So Poorly, It's Almost Like They've Never Met A Woman Before (New Pics)

“Men Writing Women”: 30 Times Male Authors Wrote Female Characters So Poorly, It's Almost Like They've Never Met A Woman Before (New Pics)

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Writing a captivating piece takes way more than putting pen to paper. The author spends countless hours developing the plot, writing and rewriting it, crossing out hundreds of unnecessary lines, and doing the research—lots and lots of it. Some writers could work more on the two, wiping out some of the information or researching it better. Otherwise, they might end up being shamed for some of their inaccurate, unrealistic, or plain foolish lines. As these male writers depicting female characters did.
The subreddit “Men Writing Women” is dedicated, as the description suggests, to “how men who create films, books, TV, and graphic novels characterize women”. Members of the community clearly don’t shy away from sharing their finds, and we have gathered some of their best examples into this list today. If you feel like it’s too short, check out our previous pieces about “Men Writing Women” here and here.

#1 Who Doesn't Love To Bleed And Writhe In Pain Once A Month?

Who Doesn't Love To Bleed And Writhe In Pain Once A Month?
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204points

#2 Jane Goodall Should Just Go Ape S*it

Jane Goodall Should Just Go Ape S*it
166points

#3 “Let Them Puppies Free!”

“Let Them Puppies Free!”
162points

A Jack of all trades is a master of none, they say. That rings true, as there’s hardly a person who knows the ins and outs of every subject out there. And writers are no exception; no matter how well-read they are, writing about specific topics usually requires specific knowledge, which they might not have.

Similarly, writing about certain groups of people calls for knowing what they might be like. Or the basics of their anatomy, at least, if that’s what’s important for the story. Otherwise, you might end up sounding ludicrous to those who have a better understanding of the topic, not to mention the experts.

#4 [clans Of The Alphane Moon By Philip K. Dick] How To Assert Your Dominance Over Other Women: Scare Their Nipples Off

[clans Of The Alphane Moon By Philip K. Dick] How To Assert Your Dominance Over Other Women: Scare Their Nipples Off
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#5 What Else Could A Woman Want After Coming Out Of A Coma? Beyond The Darkness (1979)

What Else Could A Woman Want After Coming Out Of A Coma? Beyond The Darkness (1979)
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Grammar Factory suggested a rule of thumb for doing enough research for your writing. According to them, you should analyze it enough to be able to write your first draft with no holes, without it becoming a reason to put off the writing process itself.

In his book, ‘On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft’, Steven King pointed out that even though the research shouldn’t outshine the story itself (well, unless it’s a research paper you’re working on), it’s crucial for fixing any possible errors in the story and adding some credible details.

#6 Scientology, A New Slant On Life - By L. Ron Hubbard (1965)

Scientology, A New Slant On Life - By L. Ron Hubbard (1965)
128points

#7 Til That I, A Virgin, Have At Least One Kid. (Once Gone, By Blake Pierce)

Til That I, A Virgin, Have At Least One Kid. (Once Gone, By Blake Pierce)
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#8 I’d Like To Imagine This Was Done For The Male Characters As Well

I’d Like To Imagine This Was Done For The Male Characters As Well
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In order to avoid sounding foolish, you can always turn for help to experts or outside sources that are brimming with factual information. Grammar Factory emphasized just that by suggesting using books, the internet, or expert interviews as ways of researching information for your book.

#9 In Death, I Hope All My Friends Remember Me For My Great Rack [1q84, Haruki Murakami]

In Death, I Hope All My Friends Remember Me For My Great Rack [1q84, Haruki Murakami]
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#10 I’m Surprised No One Has Posted This Guy Yet?? From Jpod By Douglas Coupland

I’m Surprised No One Has Posted This Guy Yet?? From Jpod By Douglas Coupland
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#11 How To Kiss A Girl…sure

How To Kiss A Girl…sure
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Unless it’s total fiction you’re writing about, fact-checking is important. Certain claims made by authors can raise disputes, or have consequences bigger than being cited in a certain subreddit. The author Lisa Bickmore pointed out that when a writer wants to use factual material, it’s also crucial they find good, quality information. Not only that, it’s vital to present it in a way that’s understandable to the reader.

#12 Women Have Useless Faces (A Happy Death By Camus)

Women Have Useless Faces (A Happy Death By Camus)
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#13 (Tw: Physical Violence) [nana By Zola] Zola's Nana, Or How To Stop Worrying And Learn To Love Physical Abuse

(Tw: Physical Violence) [nana By Zola] Zola's Nana, Or How To Stop Worrying And Learn To Love Physical Abuse
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#14 The Amount Misogyny In This One Was A Bit Shocking. The Lake Of The Dead By André Bjerke

The Amount Misogyny In This One Was A Bit Shocking. The Lake Of The Dead By André Bjerke
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Despite being important to the integrity of the piece, facts can be too much for some readers. Unless it’s a manual—in which case, you know what you’re getting yourself into as a reader—having to deal with an abundance of detailed information can get tiresome or even boring for the regular bookworm.

#15 Hell's Angels By Hunter S Thompson. Men In The 1960s Just Understood Women, You Know?

Hell's Angels By Hunter S Thompson. Men In The 1960s Just Understood Women, You Know?
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#16 There Are Many Different Types Of Arm Folds, I'm Glad Robert Cleared That Up For Me

There Are Many Different Types Of Arm Folds, I'm Glad Robert Cleared That Up For Me
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#17 Liana Finck, Women In Literature, 2022

Liana Finck, Women In Literature, 2022
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In order to prevent the prospect of tiring out the reader, writers often turn to a more detailed, exciting way of writing. That in itself is not a bad idea at all; however, it’s important not to go overboard with such embellishments.

Some of the examples on this list, for instance, describe certain characters in a detailed way, which is simply incorrect. That’s when facts can turn against the writer, and make them the butt of the joke at times.

#18 Ah Yes, The Kind Of Giggles That Spill From Your Breasts. Of Course The Girl Is “Just Turned 16” As Well. (Hospital By Han Song)

Ah Yes, The Kind Of Giggles That Spill From Your Breasts. Of Course The Girl Is “Just Turned 16” As Well. (Hospital By Han Song)
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#19 That Natural Womanly Instinct To Love Cooking (Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? By Philip K Dick)

That Natural Womanly Instinct To Love Cooking (Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? By Philip K Dick)
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60points

#20 "But Whatever" (The Night Shift, Alex Finlay)

"But Whatever" (The Night Shift, Alex Finlay)
60points

Other examples in the “Men Write Women” collection portray women in a way that is not factually correct, nor amusing. They are often based on stereotypes, which can be offensive to some female representatives, or emphasize certain “truths” that not a lot of them would agree to, such as the “magnificent uselessness of a woman’s face”, for instance.

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