Our society has an imaginary handbook of cultural guidelines that are understood and followed by most. You won't ever find a physical version, and the rules are rarely mentioned in a casual conversation – however, every human is aware of its existence. There are unspoken rules for literally every aspect of your life: a friendship, relationship, parenthood, etc. – yet today, we'll be strictly focusing on the rules that hide behind manhood.
"Men of Reddit, what are some unwritten rules we have?" – an online user took it to one of the most famous and well-liked online communities to find out what unspoken manhood laws are there. The question received over 4.4K upvotes and 3.7K worth of comments revealing the rules that every self-respecting man will follow to the end of his days. Make sure to comment below if there's something that members of this online forum missed!
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#21 You Can Have A Beer, But Not If It's The Last One
You can have a beer. But not if it's the last one.
Don't roast a man in front of their kid.
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74points
#22 Never Start A Conversation In A Public Bathroom
dont you f*****g dare start a conversation in the public bathroom
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74points
#23 Always Let A Man Brag About His Garden
If a man brags about his garden, you let him talk, don't interrupt him saying yours is better
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72points
#24 You're Obligated To Hold A Stud Finder To Your Chest And Make A Beeping Noise
If you are holding a stud finder, first thing you do is hold it to your chest and making a beeping noise
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64points
#25 Don't Ever Try To Outshine Your Friend When He's Trying To Impress A Woman
Don’t be funnier than your friend when he’s trying to impress a girl.
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61points
#26 Urinal Rules
I’m gonna add another urinal rule.
While you’re peeing you’re allowed to fart uninhibited without acknowledgement and we won’t say s**t.
But, once you’ve zipped up and head to the sink, that window has closed.
You can still fart but, you can’t just act like it didn’t happen.
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57points
#27 Never Touch Another Man's Fries
Never touch another man’s fries.
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55points
#28 Restrain From Making Eye Contact While Eating A Banana
Never make eye contact with another man whilst eating a banana.
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55points
#29 Don't Ever Hit A Man In The Balls
Don't hit a man in the balls. Just don't.
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51points
#30 Don't Ever Put A Friend Down Whenever A Girl Is Around
dont "jokingly" put down your friends whenever a girl is around just so you can seem like some kinda alphachad, especially if they like the girl
51points
