Men Who Got A Girlfriend For The First Time Share 45 Things They Found Out About Women

They can take off their bra without taking off their shirt.

A s**y revelation to young me.

When we first lived together, I would do all the laundry and noticed all her undies had discharge and assumed she was aroused all the time but never wanted to do anything with me. Boy was I wrong and embarrassed.

That being clean refers to dirt and dust, not clutter. A counter can be full of things and still clean apparently.

Women always need 2 towels for shower time, one for the hair one for the body.

They notice EVERYTHING and remember EVERYTHING. They also love hot showers, like burn your skin hot. IDK how they do it.

So much hair.
Everywhere.

When we weren't living toghter yet I found hair in my fresh boxers 3 days later.

Now that we do live toghter... i need to clean the vacuum's head on every 3rs use as its all hair and it doesnt suck good. Im suprised she is not bald at this point.

I found out that they are not as organized/ tidy as I expected. For example, my restroom was comprised of just shampoo, body soap, towel, and three toiletries, and everything in its place. Once she moved in, it was like a tornado just swooped right through. Oh, and clothes everywhere, EVERYWHERE!!! Bras hanging on all the bedroom door knobs 😆. We got married!

I still don't understand how they fold their clothes. Their clothing shapes don't make any sense.

10 months into a relationship with my first girlfriend, I learn that women are a lot more careful with their words and do a lot of analysis on any decision they make.

Women are definitely more patient and definitely more multitasking. Also it's amazing how much fits into one bag. The amount of times when men try to harass my girl. It is much more than men think it is. The amount of protection they want is a lot, but it makes sense if you think of how many guys try to bully a woman or want to get into their pants. Many times even forcefully. So if a woman can trust you, that's a huge thing.

Keep a calendar to record the special dates you've come through together , that will save and help you in your relationship ♥.

They be fartin.

It's not about the message, it's about the tone.

Edit: d**n, and here I was thinking only mine does that.

They love to put that inside curtain in the shower and it helps so much!

That men and women view things like fairness, equality, intention, etc; totally differently. And that boys really need to start playing house more.

They want security more than anything else. Have a good job, stable emotions, being chatty and generally clean will get you the attention of a lot of women.

That whole "alpha male" schtick gets you mocked behind your back, used like a toy destined for the curb. Women will actually use "alpha male" idiots for a free meal and shiny baubles only to kick his g**n butt to the curb when he catches on that he isn't in charge of the anything.

Not keeping yourself clean, and your domicile clean will cause a lot of women to form low opinions. Nobody wants to live with the plague, filth and squalor.

If a girls friends likes you. The girlfriend really likes you. Never sleep with the friend of a girl friend. If she likes her dad, and her dad likes you, she like you.

Keep chocolate around for the time she is on her period.

They need a space for themselves away from other people.

Women and incredibly mean and cruel to each other.

HAIR-TIES EVERYWHERE.

Periods can really stink. Never thought about it until I got a girlfriend.

Sure, we can share a suitcase," is just a woman's way of saying, "Honey, the space for your week's worth of clothes has been graciously upgraded to a single shoelace and the desperate hope of finding a laundry mat.".

They're so soft, soft skin nice squishy soft b*m lovely.