Some people’s dating troubles boil down to a simple issue, that their preferences and standards are, at best, unrealistic and at worst, downright delusional. However, actually identifying that means allowing a certain degree of self reflection, which they typically fail to do.
A thread recently went viral where someone asked “Fellas... Name something a woman does that SHE thinks is a turn on but it's REALLY a turn off” and it attracted some truly delusional answers that we’ve gathered here. Get comfortable as you prepare to raise an eyebrow, upvote the worst ones and be sure to add your own thoughts in the comments below.
#41
Few years back I was seeing this RN I had met through my job, during intimacy, she grabbed my beard, yanked tf outta it, I winced in actual pain, she thought it was pleasure sounds hated that so much I cut my beard off and haven't grown it back since.
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6points
#42
Asking a bunch of questions about the same thing:
Like I understand the idea is because she wants to engage in deep conversations with me. But we're not getting to a deep conversation if we're just going round in circles on one subject. Plus after a bit it just feels like you're not listening to me and I don't see a point in talking with you anymore.
Like I understand the idea is because she wants to engage in deep conversations with me. But we're not getting to a deep conversation if we're just going round in circles on one subject. Plus after a bit it just feels like you're not listening to me and I don't see a point in talking with you anymore.
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6points
#43
When y'all go from casual to caring and now everything I do pisses you off. Can't laugh if she doesn't find it funny.
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2points
#44
Fellas, the “mothering” is a nurturing instinct just like our “fathering” is a protective instinct.
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1point
#46
Lingerie is annoying, chafes and is dangerous. Wear a man's Tshirt that's too big and nothing else and your guy will find you 100x sexier and can get to pleasing you easier.
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-2points
#47
Hair flips ? Over plucking her eyebrows into nonexistence? (Sure sign of neurosis).
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-5points
#48
Plan dates for me Because most the time the date is going to be something she wants to do or something she wants to do as a couple. Its hardly anything that he would like because that means she may have to be bored while he is happy
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-5points
#49
Ummm, when a lady is twerking but she really not that good at it. She wonder why you laughing so hard.
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-6points
#50
I'll probably get lynched by feminist for this, but y'all women must know the difference between:
"Are you done yet? I miss you." vs "Are you still working? You always work."
"I call dibs on your weekend." vs "I already know you'll be busy."
"There you are. I was looking for you." vs "Where have you been?"
Same need. Different energy. One makes us men feel appreciated & wanted. The other makes us feel guilty & bad. Woman are hot with their feminine energy.
"Are you done yet? I miss you." vs "Are you still working? You always work."
"I call dibs on your weekend." vs "I already know you'll be busy."
"There you are. I was looking for you." vs "Where have you been?"
Same need. Different energy. One makes us men feel appreciated & wanted. The other makes us feel guilty & bad. Woman are hot with their feminine energy.
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-6points
#51
For me it’s when she talk about intimacy and she says “I ain’t never got any complaints” like how many reviews do you have 😂
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-8points
#52
When they talk about being old or not being sexy anymore. I hate that.
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-8points
#54
Acting and dressing like your still in high school or college. Also calling a guy daddy. Being a relationship and still dressing like your single.
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-8points
#55
Lifting weights because we are just trying to get better we’re not trying to impress when we are trying to get stronger
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-12points
#57
Make my plate.
It's not a turn off, but kind of annoying since they almost never plate a man sized meal.
It's not a turn off, but kind of annoying since they almost never plate a man sized meal.
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-16points
#59
they claim they do makeup for themselves then tell you they love themselves. it's all fake. can't love yourself if you put makeup on bc you're seeing nothing but flaws then patch the "flaws" up with a "bandaid"
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-20points
#60
Thinking that being a strong woman is about matching up with me in physical strength 😂😂😂 Like Yo, you're supposed to be soft and sweet.
-34points