Some people’s dating troubles boil down to a simple issue, that their preferences and standards are, at best, unrealistic and at worst, downright delusional. However, actually identifying that means allowing a certain degree of self reflection, which they typically fail to do.
A thread recently went viral where someone asked “Fellas... Name something a woman does that SHE thinks is a turn on but it's REALLY a turn off” and it attracted some truly delusional answers that we’ve gathered here. Get comfortable as you prepare to raise an eyebrow, upvote the worst ones and be sure to add your own thoughts in the comments below.
#1
Being cutesy wootsy and pretending to not know how to do anything. That's gross. I've taught my daughters to be assertive. You can be cute and intelligent.
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77points
#6
Any facial modifications/plastic surgery.
I have never in my life thought a woman looked better with it than she did naturally.
I have never in my life thought a woman looked better with it than she did naturally.
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41points
#7
Don't keep bugging me while I'm trying to relax on my game, or watching the game. If I don't bother you during your "me time", let me be during mine.
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41points
#10
Play hard to get, or try and make me jealous. I cleared my calendar to be here ma’am… no foolishness, thanks.
39points
#11
Constant calling. I can love you and not want to spend every waking moment with you. Especially for falling asleep on the phone. I’m not doing that anymore
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39points
#12
Too much makeup. If your face is on my sleeve after a hug, you've worn too much.
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37points
#14
When a woman says "you can't handle me" um, ma'am you are not a zoo animal. But luckily you showed me the type of female you are with that alone.
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36points
#15
When they do the Kim Kardashian makeup and appearance.
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36points
#16
Acting helpless in my presence. Makes me feel like "how do you survive on your own?"
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28points
#17
Being in your 30s and and talking like a 19 year old on tiktok.
25points
#18
When she puts on a ton of makeup and does weird damaging stuff to their hair for an event or pictures. I know they want to look cute for me but I love the natural you. Too much makeup is a genuine turnoff. I appreciate the gesture and I understand it but It has the opposite of it's intended affect.
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24points
#19
Love me the way i want to be loved and not how you want to love me. Example: I’m not very social and don’t care to be around most people. So don’t plan a party for my birthday because you like to socialize. We can go out just you and I and that’s perfect for me.
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21points
#20
Being mean when not warranted. Had a girl on a first date do it and I asked her about it and she told me that guys like it. I told her well I don’t she insisted. Then wondered why I didn’t want to see her again.
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20points