Right, of course, it is terribly funny when someone is pricking you and probing all your nooks and crannies with some cold metal medical instrument that should belong in a torture museum, no less.
It’s even more hilarious when you’re being poked with a needle or told that the only cure for your ailment is a complete overhaul of your lifestyle, including quitting your job. And if you’re really lucky, maybe even a call to your personal injury lawyer - because laughter is the best medicine, but liability waivers are a close second.
A real ha-ha moment there! Yet, you could always turn the tables around and laugh at something relatable to the subject before you’re the one being laughed at. Do you know where this is going?
Yup, you are right; we are presenting our list of medical puns that are as good of a weapon against your nemesis - healthcare - as any. Hopefully, you’ll laugh away your scorn with these hilariously funny hospital puns!
So, what should you expect from these medical puns and jokes? Well, for instance, a good dose of fun aimed at the very same cold metal instruments that belong in a torture museum. After reading these cool puns, the only reaction to seeing a scalpel will be laughter!
Then, there’s a good chunk of doctor jokes, too. And once you stop laughing at those silly jokes, you’ll see that a doctor is no white-clad god but just a human like you.
So, funny medical puns aimed at instruments, doctors, nurses, prescriptions, and all the inconveniences you endure while at an appointment are laughed at wholeheartedly here. What could be better?
Only one thing - that is you actually scrolling to the hilarious puns themselves and checking them out! Once you are there, give your vote to the ones that made you giggle and share this article with your friends.
#141 No way, kidney what?
Are you kidney-ing me?
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#142 God of puns strikes again
What was Zeus' specialty in medical school?
Surge-ery
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#143 Neigh, That’s Punny
Where do horses go when they're sick?
The horsepital.
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#144 Give Me Drama, Not Dumb Laughs
I’m looking for a good medical programme to watch, but I don’t want no Scrubs.
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#145 Living That Tube Life
Names are often weird and hilarious. My sister's best friend is a nurse, and one of her sole jobs is inserting tubes in patients. Her name is Catherine!
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#146 Anatomy Lessons for Fools
If you're not laughing maybe you need to learn the anatomy of the joke.
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#147 This Pun Baked Me Smile
The cookie went to the hospital because it was feeling crummy!
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While humor can take many forms, one of the most traditional and amusing ways to bring laughter into our lives is through the art of poetry.
If you are curious about how humor can be succinctly captured in just a few lines, explore some clever examples that explore amusing wordplay through absurd and hilarious themes. These snippets of literary wit can even give medical puns a run for their money.
