Right, of course, it is terribly funny when someone is pricking you and probing all your nooks and crannies with some cold metal medical instrument that should belong in a torture museum, no less.
It’s even more hilarious when you’re being poked with a needle or told that the only cure for your ailment is a complete overhaul of your lifestyle, including quitting your job. And if you’re really lucky, maybe even a call to your personal injury lawyer - because laughter is the best medicine, but liability waivers are a close second.
A real ha-ha moment there! Yet, you could always turn the tables around and laugh at something relatable to the subject before you’re the one being laughed at. Do you know where this is going?
Yup, you are right; we are presenting our list of medical puns that are as good of a weapon against your nemesis - healthcare - as any. Hopefully, you’ll laugh away your scorn with these hilariously funny hospital puns!
So, what should you expect from these medical puns and jokes? Well, for instance, a good dose of fun aimed at the very same cold metal instruments that belong in a torture museum. After reading these cool puns, the only reaction to seeing a scalpel will be laughter!
Then, there’s a good chunk of doctor jokes, too. And once you stop laughing at those silly jokes, you’ll see that a doctor is no white-clad god but just a human like you.
So, funny medical puns aimed at instruments, doctors, nurses, prescriptions, and all the inconveniences you endure while at an appointment are laughed at wholeheartedly here. What could be better?
Only one thing - that is you actually scrolling to the hilarious puns themselves and checking them out! Once you are there, give your vote to the ones that made you giggle and share this article with your friends.
#61 Punchline delivered, courtesy of kung fu flu
What sickness does a martial artist have?
Kung FLU!
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#62 Ribbit-ing Plot Twist
The frog went to the hospital to have a hop-eration!
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#63 Guess this bird’s got a sick sense of humor
Let's take the bird to the hospital for some tweetment!
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#64 Guess owls have their own time lord

Where does an owl get medical treatment from?
Dr. Who.
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#65 Vessels of Positivity Only
What did the vein say to the pessimistic blood clot?
"Be positive."
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#66 Surgeons’ Chat: Instant Snooze Mode
Conversations between brain surgeons can be mind-numbing.
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#67 Genetics Just Got Comfier
Legs are hereditary. They run in your jeans!
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#68 When Your Toe Needs a Tow

If you hurt your foot while driving, call a toe-truck.
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#69 Mood swings? Same.
Why did the clown go to the doctors?
Because he was feeling funny.
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#70 Budget cuts got literal here
The medical examiners were told to reduce their spending, so they had to cut coroners.
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#71 Phone’s got blind spots, apparently.
Why did the cell phone go see an eye doctor?
Because it needed some new contacts.
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#72

A brain goes on vacation to a hippo-camp-us!
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#73 When Your PC Catches a Cold
The computer sneezed because it had a virus.
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#74 Stealth Mode: Activated
Be quiet inside a pharmacy, you might wake the sleeping pills!
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#75 Plotting a hotspot takeover
The infectious diseases ward of the hospital has the best wifi because of all of the hotspots.
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#76 Vein Happens More Than You Think

Statistically, nine out of ten injections are in vein.
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#77 Well Played, Kidney Kid
A kidney's favorite instrument is the organ.
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#78 Something smells off here
I had a gut feeling I had food poisoning.
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#79 When Your Pharmacy Trip Turns Into a Plot Twist
A pharmacist gave the wrong prescription, which was a bitter pill to swallow.
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#80 That Diagnosis Just Galloped Away

A boy asked a doctor why he felt like a pony, the doctor said it’s because you’re a little hoarse.
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