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124 Silly Math Jokes And Puns That'll Tickle Your Funny Bone
Funny,JokesJUL 14, 2022

124 Silly Math Jokes And Puns That'll Tickle Your Funny Bone

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Chemistry jokes, physics jokes, biology jokes, and science jokes we posted earlier might have provided you with a sufficient dose of top-tier entertainment. However, I believe you’ve been eagerly waiting for a post dedicated to the mother of all sciences - math. And you know what? The internet is full of funny science jokes, and there are just as many good puns about math that would be sinful not to share.
While division by 0 is still impossible, you know what isn't? The likelihood of impressing the person you’ve been talking to using funny math puns. The chances might be low, but never zero. *smirking face* Pardon my awful sense of humor.
Math memes and jokes might not be everyone’s cup of tea. But hey, some math pickup lines are pretty darn cute! However, if funny math jokes feed your inner Carl Gauss or shouting out a random math pun is your secret party trick, you do you, you little brainiac. P.S. I’d definitely invite you to a party.
Although we’re all for entertainment and finding ways to kill boredom here at Bored Panda, we also love a good educational moment. Even if that educational moment is in the form of a joke, pun, or even a silly pick-up line. Psst, let me reveal a little secret to you.
Only a big brain can handle jokes as sophisticated as the ones we have prepared for you below. Scroll below for some witty math puns, and let us know if there’s a math joke on the list that made you giggle or... cringe!

#1

124 Silly Math Jokes And Puns That'll Tickle Your Funny Bone
Why was the math book so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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17points

#2

Have you heard the joke about the statistician?
Probably.
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#3

What's the warmest part of a room?
The corners — they're always 90 degrees.
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#4

124 Silly Math Jokes And Puns That'll Tickle Your Funny Bone
The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
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#5

Why do teenagers always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they can’t even.
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15points

#6

Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper?
Because they’re probably plotting something.
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14points

#7

124 Silly Math Jokes And Puns That'll Tickle Your Funny Bone
Why are angles under 90 degrees the most popular?
Because they're so acute.
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14points

#8

Can the mathematician skip trigonometry?
Cosecant.
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#9

Who’s the king of the pencil case?
The ruler.
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13points

#10

124 Silly Math Jokes And Puns That'll Tickle Your Funny Bone
Are monsters good at math?
No, unless you Count Dracula.
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12points

#11

How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
3.14.
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11points

#12

Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?
It was three feet deep, on average.
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#13

124 Silly Math Jokes And Puns That'll Tickle Your Funny Bone
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial.
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#14

What did one algebra book say to the other?
“Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”
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#15

What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?
SUMmer!
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#16

124 Silly Math Jokes And Puns That'll Tickle Your Funny Bone
Why is math considered to be codependent?
It relies on others to solve its problems.
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#17

What animal is best at math?
Rabbits — they're always multiplying.
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#18

Why did Pi and the imaginary number get divorced?
Because Pi wouldn't be rational, and the imaginary number refused to get real.
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#19

124 Silly Math Jokes And Puns That'll Tickle Your Funny Bone
How did the politician use algebra to get elected?
He promised to solve the inequalities.
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#20

Simple as 3.141592…
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