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116 Math Pick-Up Lines That Are Positively Adorkable
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116 Math Pick-Up Lines That Are Positively Adorkable

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In the world of lame jokes, corny phrases, and straight-out catcalling, there’s one form of getting noticed that's neither flimsy nor stupid. No, it's not a poem by William S., (although a recital of Othello would get you far), but rather math pick-up lines. 'Pfffft,' you think, 'what's so grand about some silly math pick-up line?
Well, boys and girls, for starters, they are very well calculated. Second of all, number pick-up lines aren’t here to divide, but to sum up. And lastly, they are forever the nerdy kind of fun that is sure to test your charming party's ability to count. To count on their wit is what we mean, of course. 
We wouldn't be lying in saying that casting a spell on that special someone is not as easy as one, two, three. It's more like solving some quantum physics equation—a total of expertise, thinking outside the box, and pure chance. However, we can always help you with that first impression very easily—by giving you a roster of funny math pick-up lines! 
But, enough of this multiplication of words, and let's go straight to the best calculus rizz lines, shall we? No need to grab your calculator to get them, though; they are suitable for math noobs, just the same as algebra professors. A choice for everybody, really! Once you are done checking these algebra pick-up lines, vote for the most hilarious ones and share this article with your friends!

#1

116 Math Pick-Up Lines That Are Positively Adorkable
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
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16points

#2

I was supposed to solve for x. I am so glad that I found u instead.
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#3

Your beauty is like Π, never-ending.
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How Do You Write a Love Letter in Math?


Indeed, this is an excellent question, and we’re here to answer it. Before we start writing an elaborate love letter, let’s begin with something simpler—secret numerical codes for lovey-dovey words in numbers!

For starters, this is how you say “I love you” in math: 143

‘143’ represents the number of letters in the words of the phrase. So, “I” is 1, “love” is 4, and “you” is 3! By the way, you might also impress your crush by telling them that this shorthand code, as the story goes, dates as far back as 1900. 

Besides the 143 code, you can also say 14344, which would mean “I love you very much,” or send them a 459, which also professes love but is related to the buttons on your phone. 

And if you want to go even further with your sexual math jokes, you can send them this equation: sin² t + cos² t= 1. To anyone with a knowledge of trigonometry, you two are meant together. 

Now, piece these bits together, throw in some dirty math jokes or memes for good measure, and you’ll have a math love letter! And if you need a bit more inspiration before you set to write, take a look at the math pick-up lines that are on this list. 

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116 Math Pick-Up Lines That Are Positively Adorkable
Are you the square root of -1? Cause you can't be real!
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14points

#5

If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
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13points

#6

Are you a 45º angle? Cause you're acute-y!
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12points

#7

Would you like to be the variable to my co-efficient?
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#8

116 Math Pick-Up Lines That Are Positively Adorkable
Are you the sum of your divisions? Because you’re perfect.
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12points

#9

If you were a function, then you'd be my asymptote… 'Cause I always tend toward you!
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11points

#10

You are sweeter than 3.14.
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#11

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
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11points

#12

116 Math Pick-Up Lines That Are Positively Adorkable
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
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11points

#13

My love is like a fractal… It goes on forever!
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10points

#14

My love for you is like an exponential curve… It's unbounded.
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10points

#15

Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
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10points

#16

116 Math Pick-Up Lines That Are Positively Adorkable
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
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10points

#17

You may be out of range, yet I would love to show you my domain.
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#18

My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.
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#19

I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
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#20

116 Math Pick-Up Lines That Are Positively Adorkable
My love for you is like e^x, it doesn’t change at any rate!
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10points
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