Do you know your geometry from your arithmetic and your fractions from your logs? Let’s find out! Think of this as a math class without the quizzes, where every problem has a twist solution, every equation adds up to a laugh, and the math puns keep multiplying.
We’ve got everything from the funniest math jokes for kids and corny number jokes that teachers will love to pun-worthy math problems and geometry jokes that school students will understand all too well. When it comes to math, anything is possible, even making the subject more enjoyable for people who hate it.
Here’s the best part: you don’t need to be a statistician or have a PhD to get these jokes; they make numbers fun for everyone. There are no complex concepts or riddles to solve here (unlike in the math classroom!), so it’s out with strategy and in with chuckles.
We invite mathletes, meme lords, and number-phobes to come together and cast their votes. Which jokes are eyeroll-worthy middle school math teacher gags, which make you think, and which are smart jokes that even the worst math student will enjoy?
Don’t hold back! This unique math-themed learning experience is designed to make math class fun and incorporate some silly humor to brighten up even the most challenging curriculum.
Put down your pencils and math trivia, and focus on the laughs. It's time to find out which funny math jokes and puns get an A+, and which bore you as much as algebra homework.
#21
Why did the student do multiplication math on the floor?
The teacher told him not to use tables.
The teacher told him not to use tables.
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#22
There are three types of mathematicians...
... Those who can count, and those who can’t.
... Those who can count, and those who can’t.
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#23
The first child of a family goes to college to study math.
When he comes home, his proud father asks what he has learned.
The freshman tells him, “I learned pi R squared”.
To which the father replies, “That’s crazy! I always thought that pies are round!”
When he comes home, his proud father asks what he has learned.
The freshman tells him, “I learned pi R squared”.
To which the father replies, “That’s crazy! I always thought that pies are round!”
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#24
What do you call a triangular teapot boiling on top of Mount Everest?
A high-pot-in-use.
A high-pot-in-use.
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#25
When I came home today, I saw that my bird cage was open and my parrot was nowhere to be found.
Polygon!
Polygon!
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#26
Two mathematicians are having a conversation about their love lives.
The first says, “My girlfriend is like the square root of -100”.
“Don’t you mean 100?” The second asks.
“No,” the first replies. “She’s a perfect 10, but she doesn’t exist.”
The first says, “My girlfriend is like the square root of -100”.
“Don’t you mean 100?” The second asks.
“No,” the first replies. “She’s a perfect 10, but she doesn’t exist.”
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#27
Who was the most well-rounded knight at King Arthur’s Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Sir Cumference.
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#28
The teacher asked little Johnny to create a sentence using the word ‘geometry’.
After thinking, Johnny says, “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, “Gee, I’m a tree.”
After thinking, Johnny says, “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, “Gee, I’m a tree.”
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#29
Are vampires good at math?
No, unless you count Dracula.
No, unless you count Dracula.
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#30
Why is the Statue of Liberty’s little finger only eleven inches long?
Because if it were twelve inches long, it would be a foot.
Because if it were twelve inches long, it would be a foot.
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#31
The math teacher saw that a boy wasn’t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “What are 2, 4, 28, and 44?”
The boy thought about it, then replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN, and the Cartoon Network!”
She called on him and said, “What are 2, 4, 28, and 44?”
The boy thought about it, then replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN, and the Cartoon Network!”
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#32
The math teacher called Tommy up to the front of the classroom and asked him to draw a square on the board.
Tommy drew a circle.
Angry, the teacher said, “Go and stand in the corner!”
Tommy smirked and replied, “What corners?”
Tommy drew a circle.
Angry, the teacher said, “Go and stand in the corner!”
Tommy smirked and replied, “What corners?”
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#33
A mathematician organizes a lottery, and the prize is an infinite amount of money.
When the winning ticket is drawn, the jubilant winner rushes down to claim his prize.
Then, the mathematician explains the mode of payment: “1 dollar today, ½ dollar next week, ⅓ dollar the week after that…”
When the winning ticket is drawn, the jubilant winner rushes down to claim his prize.
Then, the mathematician explains the mode of payment: “1 dollar today, ½ dollar next week, ⅓ dollar the week after that…”
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#34
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t cosine.
His parents wouldn’t cosine.
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#35
Why are jokes about math the worst?
Calculus jokes are too derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too wordy, arithmetic jokes are too basic, and division jokes have nothing to them.
Calculus jokes are too derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too wordy, arithmetic jokes are too basic, and division jokes have nothing to them.
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#36
What do mathematicians and the Air Force have in common?
They both use pi-lots.
They both use pi-lots.
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#37
Why should you always stand in the corner of a room when you’re cold?
Because it’s always 90 degrees.
Because it’s always 90 degrees.
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