Yup, you’ve read it correctly - this article is dedicated to Mass Effect puns. Yup, puns about that iconic video game, and not a medical term. And it probably isn’t a coincidence that you’ve opened this article, and you most definitely know what Mass Effect is all about, but if you’ve ended up here randomly, then let us explain a bit.
So, Mass Effect is a military science fiction media franchise consisting of four video games playable on several consoles. And if four isn’t your favorite number, then you can ease your mind with the knowledge that a fifth one is in the works. The setting in these games is the Milky Way, and the events take place towards the end of the 22nd century. So, far enough to be sci-fi, close enough to scare the bejesus out of you with its dystopian views. Mass Effect is a role-playing action game, so you can expect to be absorbed in the grim reality of the game right from the beginning. And yes, you gain your skills through playing various missions, all of them spiced up with ultra-cool guns, aliens, and all the things you’d expect from a science fiction video game.
In fact, this game is so iconic that Mass Effect got named the most important science fiction universe of this generation. And if that sentence doesn’t prove to you that an article full of Mass Effect puns is worth your time, nothing will! But yeah, you can definitely search for more verification on the gravity of our words by scrolling down below and checking out the funny, the hilarious, and the awesome puns that we’ve rounded up in this article.
Still reading? Well then, once you reach the video game puns, give the best ones your vote! After that, there’s only one step left to take, and it is sharing these science fiction puns with your friends!
#21
Who's the greatest boxer in Quarian history? Muhammad Tali.
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#22
What is Garrus' favorite video game? Halo: Reach.
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#23
What was the most feared Krogan bi-pedal battle tank in history? Metal Gear Wrex.
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#24
What was Garrus doing on the secret part of the engineering deck? Talibrations.
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#25
The Specialist picked up her job very quickly. Never had to Traynor.
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#26
Why didn't Garrus Vakarian dodge the rocket? To give the other men a fair chance.
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#27
How many council members does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, the council can't change anything!
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#28
I accidentally bumped into a blue-skinned lady with a thick Italian accent when at the Citadel. After I had apologized, she herself said she was asari.
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#30
Keeping a tali of how many rogue AIs I've shut down cause they're gething on my nerves.
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#33
I am so Asari I showed up late.
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#34
What's the most popular type of sausage on the Citadel? Chor-eezo.
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#35
Why is Barla Von rich? Because he isn't fri-Volus with his credits.
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#36
What do you do when the power goes out on Dekuuna? You just need to reactivate the electricEl core.
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#37
Why was Commander Shepard so angry when she walked into the AI Core one day? There was Legion, and Legion had a hole.
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#38
Why did the Genophage cure need to utilize the Shroud? It needed it to ensure Complete. Global. Saturation.
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#39
What relationship advice did Garrus give to Wrex? You have to IMPRESS Eve.
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