Yup, you’ve read it correctly - this article is dedicated to Mass Effect puns. Yup, puns about that iconic video game, and not a medical term. And it probably isn’t a coincidence that you’ve opened this article, and you most definitely know what Mass Effect is all about, but if you’ve ended up here randomly, then let us explain a bit.
So, Mass Effect is a military science fiction media franchise consisting of four video games playable on several consoles. And if four isn’t your favorite number, then you can ease your mind with the knowledge that a fifth one is in the works. The setting in these games is the Milky Way, and the events take place towards the end of the 22nd century. So, far enough to be sci-fi, close enough to scare the bejesus out of you with its dystopian views. Mass Effect is a role-playing action game, so you can expect to be absorbed in the grim reality of the game right from the beginning. And yes, you gain your skills through playing various missions, all of them spiced up with ultra-cool guns, aliens, and all the things you’d expect from a science fiction video game.
In fact, this game is so iconic that Mass Effect got named the most important science fiction universe of this generation. And if that sentence doesn’t prove to you that an article full of Mass Effect puns is worth your time, nothing will! But yeah, you can definitely search for more verification on the gravity of our words by scrolling down below and checking out the funny, the hilarious, and the awesome puns that we’ve rounded up in this article.
Still reading? Well then, once you reach the video game puns, give the best ones your vote! After that, there’s only one step left to take, and it is sharing these science fiction puns with your friends!
#1
I have a large amount of Prothean artifacts. You could say I'm a Collector.
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#2
Did you hear about the girl I left on Virmire? She's Ash.
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#3
The newest WWE wrestler is on the scene. His name is Hulk Krogan.
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#4
How many salarians does it take to make a sandwich? Depends on the krogan's appetite.
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#5
What's the hardest part of treating a turian who took a rocket to his face? Figuring out which side took the rocket.
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#7
What did Tali say to Legion? You are Gething on my nerves.
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#8
A quarian, a vorcha, and a krogan are in a hovercar. Who's driving? C-Sec.
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#9
Do you know why Batarians can't control dark energy? Because they already are quadri-optic.
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#10
What did Shepard say when he released the tank-bred Krogan? Nothing. He just let out a grunt.
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#11
You guys need to geth a life.
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#12
There are no steroid users in the Urban Combat Championship — just players Shepard has breathed on.
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#13
I was going to make a pun about Mass Effect... but I figure if I did, I'd be Asari.
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#14
What kind of vehicles does Asari drive? Justicars.
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#15
What's the most popular restaurant on Kahje? Taco Drell.
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#16
Did you hear about Vakarian? You could say he was the Arch Angel of the Garruson.
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#17
What is the primary form of transportation on Kahje? Hancars.
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#18
What did the scientist say to Corporal Toombs on Ontarom? That's quite an Akuze-ation.
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#19
What's a Salarian scientist's favorite song by Boston? Mordin A Feeling.
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#20
What's the first thing a Krogan boy scout learns? How to tie an urd knot.
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